GU22 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thommie77 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Thank god that Cheney's a terrible shot..... "We all assume certain risks in whatever we do," Whittington said. "Whatever activities we pursue and regardless of how experienced, careful and dedicated we are, accidents do and will happen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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