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Ok, in this game, you present the group with a wish of yours, and the next person has to corrupt it AND make a new wish.

example:

Person 1- I wish that I could get straight A's.

Person 2- POOF! You have straight A's, but your teachers find you so smart that you are transferred to a new school where you know nobody!

I wish I could have a dog.

Person 3- SHAZAM! You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it.

I wish I could be a faster runner.....etc.

OK here we go......I wish I had a million dollars.

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You are as good looking as Donz, but also as intelligent as Donz.

I wish that Huay Tung Tao was made of whisky.

It's made of whisky, but the government bottles and sells the last drop.

I wish George Bush would become a buddhist.

But he still thinks hes the enlightened one...........

I wish Manchester City win the Premier league..

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You are as good looking as Donz, but also as intelligent as Donz.

I wish that Huay Tung Tao was made of whisky.

It's made of whisky, but the government bottles and sells the last drop.

I wish George Bush would become a buddhist.

But he still thinks hes the enlightened one...........

I wish Manchester City win the Premier league..

They win - the Scottish Premier League!

I wish I had a Ferrari...

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I wish Thai taxi's were free.

Taxi's have never charged you ... finally you find out later that they charged your wife instead 10 times

I wish i were going to marry

( after i had joined bina's thread in Thai language forum( about her wedding ceremony)

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All the soi dogs are happy and healthy and they are living in your bedroom

edit: Woops.. forgot tomakemy wish... Thanks for the headsup, Pumpuiman! :o

I wish I had forty beautiful women at my disposal for all my needs at any time :D

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I wish I could take a year off and have a huge trip around the world

You attempt a huge trip around the world but when you get to France, one year later, your bicycle breaks in half & you return home -a defeated woman - by air.

I wish I could see Thaksin graaaap the coup leaders. (graaap very beautifully, slowly)

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what's graaaap? :D:o

Bambis right. Its when someone wants to show respect for someone else in Thailand.

They gets on the floor, move to the other persons feet, make a wai, then put their head to the other persons foot... you know? 3 times. Im sure u seen this in Thailand somewhere.

Its the Thai equivalet of ... im really really sorry, im so ######ing sorry... your the best... i am lowely you are the master... etc

so........

I wish I could see Thaksin graaaap the coup leaders. (graaap very beautifully, slowly)

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ah crap.. forgot again, khrap :D

Thanks for the heads up again Don Pumpui! :D

:D

:bah:

It's gettin' late here... :o

Okay:

My wish.... (btw, thanks for completely ruining my previous bordello fantasy.. :D )

My new wish

I wish someone would alway be ready to corrupt my wish :bah:

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My wish.... (btw, thanks for completely ruining my previous bordello fantasy.. :o )

:D I knew what your smiley, this one --> :D was thinking... this smiley is always thinking about that

sorry cant fulfill your wish right now. i am drawing blanks. mabye when you wake up it will be fulfilled.

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ah crap.. forgot again, khrap :D

Thanks for the heads up again Don Pumpui! :D

:D

:bah:

It's gettin' late here... :o

Okay:

My wish.... (btw, thanks for completely ruining my previous bordello fantasy.. :D )

My new wish

I wish someone would alway be ready to corrupt my wish :bah:

Your wish is granted, but all your posts from now on are also immediately answered by me, and you never again converse with another member...mmwwhahaha (evil laugh).

I wish I was being stalked by Lucy Liu.

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ah crap.. forgot again, khrap :D

Thanks for the heads up again Don Pumpui! :D

:D

:bah:

It's gettin' late here... :o

Okay:

My wish.... (btw, thanks for completely ruining my previous bordello fantasy.. :D )

My new wish

I wish someone would alway be ready to corrupt my wish :bah:

Your wish is granted, but all your posts from now on are also immediately answered by me, and you never again converse with another member...mmwwhahaha (evil laugh).

I wish I was being stalked by Lucy Liu.

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Okay:

My wish.... (btw, thanks for completely ruining my previous bordello fantasy.. :o )

My new wish

I wish someone would alway be ready to corrupt my wish :bah:

Your wish is granted, but all your posts from now on are also immediately answered by me, and you never again converse with another member...mmwwhahaha (evil laugh).

NNNNOOOOOO!!!! :D

I wish I was being stalked by Lucy Liu.

Wish delivered to you on a silver platter and in skimpy underwear, from whence you notice two large round bulges and one small, straighter one, slowly getting more solid.... :D

Edit: I forgot again :D

I wish for some snow shoes for my wee ariel not to slip on snow again... :D

No! jsut kidding..

I wish for a lamborghini Diablo car, always in perfect condition

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Okay:

My wish.... (btw, thanks for completely ruining my previous bordello fantasy.. :o )

My new wish

I wish someone would alway be ready to corrupt my wish :bah:

Your wish is granted, but all your posts from now on are also immediately answered by me, and you never again converse with another member...mmwwhahaha (evil laugh).

NNNNOOOOOO!!!! :D

I wish I was being stalked by Lucy Liu.

Wish delivered to you on a silver platter and in skimpy underwear, from whence you notice two large round bulges and one small, straighter one, slowly getting more solid.... :D

Edit: I forgot again :D

I wish for some snow shoes for my wee ariel not to slip on snow again... :D

No! jsut kidding..

I wish for a lamborghini Diablo car, always in perfect condition

The drivers seat of the Diablo car is possessed by a sadistic devil/demon, unknown to you. It is real in all respects. When you are driving and you press on the acceleration, five extra seatbelts spring from nowhere and strap you down firmly, then the devil... ehem.. gets bigger relative to how hard you accelerate. HA!

I wish there were no rules on this forum.

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