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If you speak some Thai and are allowed entrance in one of the many Thai brothels in Bangkok, a 1,000 Baht note should get you one of their best girls for 90 minutes and "song yang" aka "two ways", one finish oral, one finish on top. She will require you wear a "meechai" or "raincoat" so the risk from disease is minimized for both you and she. If you don't know the location of your nearest house of ill repute or ซ่องโสเภณี or "sawng! soh+ peh nee" (literally - brothel prostitutes), ask any taxi driver, they'd be happy to take you, they get a commission. Even if you miss the falling third tone in ซ่อง (sawng!) the taxi driver will probably catch "soh peh nee" if you say it slowly, hard to mix up with anything else. Make sure you leer knowingly. Go in the daytime when customer traffic is low, the proprietors will not want their Thai customers to know they allow "farang" inside their " abattoir de l'amour" (slaughterhouse of love) since they believe the dirty farangs spread disease and of course wear the girls out with their massive girth ???? NEVER EVER EVER go on a payday which is the 15th or 30th of the month when ALL Thai are paid, standing room only then, you'd be lucky to be the 10th guy of the night for any of the girls even if they let you in. Maybe the day before pay days is best, you might be welcomed with open arms then but still in the daytime so the Thai customers don't see you.