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The UK used to be run by the Romans

Now its run by the Romanians.

If you are thick it will be a struggle here and anywhere else you live.

two of us were wearing suits

Where was your suit tailored, Savile Row London or Patels in Pattaya?

You couldn't make it up.

I hear the owner got battered.

Pattaya is where one comes to die. It is no different then an Elephant sanctuary it just depends on how long you can dodge the inevitable, be it a beating, thrown from a balcony, hung with cord whatever, the future is certainly not bright and not orange for residents alike.

Glitterman & The Baht Bus Bandit.

A beach road vendor home made movie contender if there ever was one.

Rice for breakfast or jam on toast...

Thank god im a farang.

I didn't come to Thailand for Thai women, I came here to work. But now I'm here I do have a Thai wife but I guess if I lived in Spain where the majority of women are Spanish then I'd have a Spanish gf/wife, if I lived in Kenya where the majority of women are Kenyan I may well have a Kenyan gf/wife, if I lived in Finland where the majority of women are Finnish then I would probably have a Finnish gf/wife etc etc etc etc etc

If you lived in east London you would have a Bangladeshi wife.

Im an old knuckle man from way back, not through choice but through necessity

F'me it's Gipsy Jack Cooper

Scratching a living springs to mind.