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wow, what happened to you to make you so bitter?

Another Lemon either blew all his money himself or someone helped him, we've all met or seen them staring into a Chang bottle wondering where it all went wrong, some make it some don't.

Lovely and sunny today wasn't it?

I'm starting to wonder after reading the odd post here and there if living in Thailand for a prolonged period of time could possibly turn you stark raving bonkers.

The problem we have with the English language that is spoken worldwide is "misunderstandings" with the language. What one countries population would understand as one thing another could take it completely the wrong way.

Take this lovely old couple from the good ole U.S of A on a trip to the UK. Their favourite football team is the Torpedoes and causes quite a stir in an English cafe with its patrons...

- Hire an SEO company to get your website up the search rankings.

10K sterling + no joke.

The site would have to be scrapped and start again, complete and utter waste of time. Sorry to be blunt but that's how it is.

I forgot to suggest the the OP change his FTP and CP password to something really strong.

This is more then likely the issue, change your FTP password to something really secure as suggested. Also check permissions as you build your site.

.htaccess is extremely useful, some sites can't function without it especially if your thinking of using a CMS.

Before googlebot comes visiting the first thing I do once I register a new domain is upload a robots.txt file then edit my .htaccess from non www to www in mod_rewrite.

Critical SEO, first thing everyone should do. Don't just delete things, learn what they are for and how they can benefit your website.

Booze is the number 1 factor into ones negative and depressed outlook. Everyone I have met here who goes on and on about this and that is a drunk. I have a social drink everynow and then, and, as a result, live very happily here and even more so when I see all the drunks in bars with faces like they've just lost a tenner and found a pound.

^^ They say Thailand has it's fair share of social misfits, this clown is the spokesperson. Your like a cross between Roy Slater and Charlie Chisholm two right horrible bast@$ds, no doubt your two favourite characters.

Let me round off with a quote from BlackAdder, I think even you can work out where I'm coming from...

Baldrick, I would like to say how much I will miss your honest and friendly companionship.

Baldrick: Aaahh, thank you Mr. B.

Blackadder: But as we both know, it'll be an utter lie. I will therefore confine myself to saying simply, "Sod off," and if I ever meet you again, it'll be twenty billion years too soon.

Some of the Two Ronnies sketches were hilarious.

Yes! Harmless clean fun. This was one of my favourite's...

Here's a checklist if you still get rejected.

Again check your content is unique.

Does it boarder line a MFA website (made for AdSense)

Do you have enough content on each page?

Is your content spammy?

(I was going to suggest check content for words like sex, drugs, firearms but as it's about cars i doubt there's any need to!)

Is the domain newly registered or had previous owner(s)

Do you have any other contextual advertising on your site for instance YPN (Yahoo! Publisher Network)

Adsense is very very hard work, it's a full time job writing unique content, finding links, gaining good SERPS and getting lots of targeted traffic.

It is also good to note that some content will pay less then others for example money terms will pay more then a site about fishing for example.

If you want some inspiration take a look at this, but don't get to excited this guy (Shoemoney) is a pro.

Good Luck.

Jesus, nothing sums up the naffness of expat thailand quite so succinctly as Only bloody Fools and bloody Horses - with the possible exception of Hotel California.

Anyone who's been to Crazy Dave's in Pattaya will understand. How I pity the staff.

Some utter gash in that list...

I wouldn't expect anything less of an answer from someone like yourself who spent years in the "UK justice system".

I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that your type are as about as dull as watching paint dry.

OFAH was and still is a national treasure, many many years of laughter and entertainment for all the family.

I pity you, honestly I do.

Is your content unique or copy and paste stolen from other websites? Plagiarism is the term.

www.copyscape.com/

That's the first thing to look at.

Only fools and horses - The Chandalier scene

Grandad: "I wish you said Del Boy, I was working on the other one! .... LMFAO!!!!

Minder the first episodes with Terry, priceless.

The Prisoner.

"I hope that this business idea will yield a healthy financial return in the long run."

Your kidding right?

Anyway how do you think shes going to feel when she sees her friends and shes pushing a cart about town selling towels, shame and humiliation I would of thought.

Back to the drawing board I'm afraid.

I took my mum and dad down that way for a day out when they was over on holiday. We was also turned around for being foreigners at the Naval base. My mum said "I respect that, it's a blimming shame our country isn't the same" she's British born and bred.

beach road

At least your honest.

In fact, my mind set has gone from boom time consumption to a low stress, low expectation of consumption, be happy with what you've got . . . no big deal.

I like this guy, he talks sense.

I've had more plans than an architect, none of them seem to come close to living here so hopefully it won't come to that.

It is an unfortunate vicious circle many of these people are caught up in.

Thanks for the link, very interesting. (never forget)