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Lumumba

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  1. One wonders what was being discussed before the gun fire started.

    Sometimes you tell a loose woman to go screw herself ( which she does everyday by the way) and she responds by burning your car and house before stabbing you a couple of times all the while screaming on top of her lungs.

    you give a bad driver the finger, he then follows 100 kilometers cuts in front of you and slams his breaks and jumps out with a loaded gun.

    A Thai girls breaks up with you, you tell her good luck and happy hunting, you tell a girl its over, she starts with why? and tells you to better not hang around town.

    Two adults argue, one shoots everyone, toddlers, cats and dogs.

  2. I give my mia noi B50 000/ month but only in 7/11 coupons and shag miles.

    My mother has more money than my dad, it pains him sometimes, so why should I give my only edge over to gf monthly.Do I get to stipulate all the shag times and positions?

    I dont pay anyone monthly allowance for being around me. Still when we go out for fish dinner, she removes all the bones and scraps from my fish before she feeds it to me.

    Lucky me.

  3. I give my mia noi B50 000/ month but only 7/11 coupons and shag miles.

    My mother has more money than my dad, it pains him sometimes, so why should I give my only edge over to gf monthly.Do I get to stipulate all the shag times and positions?

    I dont pay anyone monthly allowance for being around me. Still when we go out for fish dinner, she removes all the bones and scraps from my fish before she feeds it to me.

    Lucky me.

  4. Seems quite a fair amount of mind numbing substances are consumed in this country. From OTC drugs to very flammable brain roasting substances.

    These mules and their bosses dont appear to be that smart either and sometimes I seriously doubt the sincerity of the law enforcements to put an end to it as it easily passes through several borders.

    Hate so say this but you are wrong, their bosses are very smart. They use this girl as a decoy to allow a bigger shipment get in. This is a normal tactic used by gangs, they have a small shipment and a big shipment and then they give a tip to the police for the small shipment.

    May be this was the main shipment, it did nt get through as well.

    http://www.innnews.co.th/local.php?nid=217760

    ตม.สงขลาจับชาวไนจีเรีย พร้อมของกลางเฮโรอีน 15 ก.ก. มูลค่า 23 ล้านบาท ซุกไว้ในกรอบรูป สารภาพรับจ้างขนจากมาเลเซีย

    Google translate:

    Boiled. Songkhla native Nigeria capture. With the central heroine worth 23 million baht, 15 kg delve into the frame. Accept a contract from Malaysian hair.

  5. hmmmmmm... interesting :)

    I guess having a criminal rap in Thailand, or just for even being African it must pose certain risks such as:

    Thai police are not stupid, or at least not totally stupid when it comes to lining their own pockets.

    They will have pinched informers from soi 3 and soi 5 who are in on the deal, and want to buy a get out of jail card and extended illegal stay.

    Thai police just like those retards back home, or any others have to pinch one big bust per month or so, just to look good and keep them climbing.

    In return they keep the informers (Africans) in the country and doing business in soi3 and 5. (busting a gram of cola in 7/11 means nothing compared to 3 kilos)

    You can be sure the informers are well looked after to ensure the snitches stay on the books and under control.

    Why work harder than they have to?

    But what will the Investing Africans get out of it all?

    The underdogs fly over to Manilla for some easy meat, play a few games, get them hooked and wired - have a hiperty hop week with some Philly bar girls.

    promise them a better life in Thailand with 1000 dollars upfront and unlimited riches after. a new life so to speak!

    i dunno of course - just guessing hypothetically...

    Or i could be totally wrong and she has actually done this 10 times before and the Africans thought its time to delete her from the database of runners cos she was cutting too much off the top.

    so many possibilities guys.. either way its a tragedy!

    You make a lot of sense with this post.

    Not many will give up 7 pound of snow as a diversion.

    could be a jealous mule that tipped her off, or her boss enemies, or her cup just runneth full.

    Seriously, I still feel the drug police are the one that do the least amount of leg work.

    Watching 'The Wire' HBO, will tell you their typical mindset. They know everything and everyone involved but just dont need the hassle, they just dont want to go into an endless battle, the minute you remove a corner man, his competition moves in. If you bounce the Africans on lower Sukhumvit the south Asians or the locals will move in, and sometimes the new tenants will require an entire force retraining.

  6. One thing about every gas place here is that all of it are covered with CCTV, more for their own peace of mind.

    You could have had them rewind the last 5 minutes you were there.

    I always let my tank dry out and I say fill me up. If the you play any tricks it will be too obvious as the tanks is standard 55Litres. multiply that by the days gas price.

  7. Like he was trying to say he leased the entire complex for 5 years and after one year and putting the place to look decent, they bought back his lease at their own heavily reduced price and sent him on his way.

    He is fighting it in court which he reckons would take time and when he was let go, most of the tenants under his lease left as well.

    He also just learnt that it has happened before with another foreigner who did the interior of most of the units. He therefore had to warn all of us foreign moneybags to steer way clear of xxx resort.

  8. That damaged party is my BiL, I am calling him to make him ask for 500 000, we need to fence in the house at the village.

    After all the the drunk is a mid level executive that loves to get pissed on a Monday night.

    Need I remind him about a soft loan I gave him 10 years go? The fee might keep going skywards.

  9. Funny story.

    Alan Shore and Denny crane with the help of 3 'God Almighties' from Rev Sharpton might help your pal.

    Or he could say a friend who is at large now, borrowed his car for a night out. the friend also borrowed his license.

    Or as its a Honda, he should say the went into automatic acceleration.

    Myself, I prefer being run over by something of more quality.

  10. Relax, you will get your money back. It has happened to me at an TMB CDM, had to go in early next money fill out some form and around 11 am my account was debited.

    and after 4 days some one from the bank's call center called to check if I was happy.

    Sometimes, the box is full, The reason why they let you enter your details first before you slot in the cash is to avoid losing the account for the intended deposit.

  11. Thai women do not have much use for Farang men, even when they are very much convinced they do, their families all thinks its all a game.

    But just every other union, we all usually often go off script.

    Myself dont do well with angry women bearing sharp objects.

    One time my wife went on a long vacation to her sister's without my permission, I took that time to get my mia noi pregnant.

  12. Denny Crane of Boston Legal made this condition easily discernible.

    The guy might spent some and then forgot.

    You could have just found the bank's atm and changed his PIN for him.

    Scary stuff, I have stopped eating beef, and suggest we all stop at 40, might be alzheimer or mad cow.

  13. Not if you are sleeping with the wife while still in office, makes you age real fast.

    Best with interns, but then your heart gets in the way. Being real old rules sex out so you look same.

    Best is to get into office, then wife goes on sabbatical.

    Watch the Tv series 24, and see how these guys live day to day. GWB looked like crap by the time he got out.

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