highlander

R.I.P. Ron , you were great on spitting image

Cos he's a <deleted>

I smoked for 18 years , when I gave up last September I was smoking 50 a day.To say the least I was in a bad way.

I found the number of an English Hypnotist in Pattaya ,the best 2500 baht I ever spent.

Never smoked or stressed about it since and I've even stopped coughing up fried eggs in the morning

If anyone wants his number , pm me and I will gladly pass it on.

Highlander has never had one in his mouth ( or so he says ) A visit and training session at Dave's will solve that forever

Sorry doc , I'm a giver not a taker

I'll hold you to that LC.

I bet I'm the only one without a hangover today

Penz , you rock

Are you getting there early to practide Penzman

See you about 9.45

Remember the rules , first in buys all the drinks

Looks like you owe me a drink for hurting my feelings

Make it two if you're gonna help zip me up

Shall I make it a stiff one then

sorry couldn't help it

So what time will everyone be there?

Hey BC your wrong , I'm just being used as a medium , via live sattelite link , for someone who's been posted to Siberia

I'm hurt LC , really hurt

Looks like you owe me a drink for hurting my feelings

I am a reincarnation of a recently lost thai visa spirit LC , see you tonight

If your still struggling LC , just let me know and I'll be round as quick as a flash to help zip you up

Yes i remember last time Bluecat , LC left a lasting impression

Why the paranoia LC , not looking to impress someone tonight are we ?

Are they the ones with the strawberry taste?

Can't say I've ever had one in my mouth

How about our nostrils...I'm not sure ,<deleted> nose

Hey Doc , what's wrong with being happy ?

I think we should all meet at Jenny's Star Bar across the road.

If we all wear a pink carnation we will be able to spot each other easily.

See you there

A man finally gets the test results from his doctor.

"Well it's positive I'm afraid ,you do have A.I.D.S"

Horrified the man says "My God is there anything I can do?"

The doctor replies "Well there is one thing..."

"What ,what can I do?" He asks

The Doctor sits down and starts to write out a prescription.

"OK I want you to eat 15 cans of beans ,20 pounds of jalapeno peppers, 18 bananas ,10 boxes of saltines , a plate of nachos and wash it down with a gallon of prune juice"

The man asks "Will that cure me?"

The doctor hands the prescription to the man and says"No ,but it will teach you what your ass is for!"

No need for a theme park in Pattaya whilst we still have motorbike taxi's , white knuckle ride guarenteed every time

Rarni's(?) on the corner opposite Jenny's Star Bar is the one I trust.

Always friendly, helpful and speedy service if you need it.Prices are excellant too.

He also likes to stuff you full of booze, f o c

Tourist police raid lewd stage show

Here we go again

Did he or didn't he?

You the jury

hey penzman

So while your loafing maybe you should practice your strumming and show us what you've got

See ya Saturday

Thailand is probebly one of the safest places to live in my opinion.

Are you mad?

When I first moved to Yensabai Condo last year I made an arrangment with security that I could bring a dog in as long as I left her I.D card at the front desk

Sorry about that.

Up2u is right, I've nerver heard of condos allowing pets in.

At the end of the day dogs need gardens for crapping etc . Most people are against other peoples pets crapping in their garden, whether they clean it up or not