Payboy

No alarm, go directly to panic mode.

Standing by for the announcement soon making it a compulsory purchase for tourists.

Too bad Moodys were not invited to the EU ambassadors briefing, they would be singing a different tune then.

The airline will also enhance its on-board services, starting with first class, as part of its aim to become a "super premium" carrier.

Free loaders gonna be happy.

THAI will talk with Nok Air about giving some routes to Thai Smile.

Sounds like another route opportunity for Air Asia.

The Kamnan Stickers were a bit different. They had crazy glue.

....a wide range of activities, including concerts by well-known artists and sales of products.

Amazing great grand happy sales.

Only 659 million baht? Maybe FIFA should hold a World Cup every year.

He picked her up with the golf cart, yes?

Too bad he broke a leg crossing the street afterwards.

9 inches - a bit small for those balls, no?

I suggest takin' baby steps here. Start with declaring the wooly mammoth an endangered species.

Hubba Hubba

Or settle for the next best, Morgan Freeman's road to product endorsements.

When calling the lift to go down press the "down" button. The "up" button is not for calling the lift up. Pressing both, the up and down buttons, or pressing them several times doesn't increase the speed at which the lift is delivered to your floor.

Ladies and Gentlemen.....

Welcome to North Korea.

Nah, their beer is better and gambling is allowed.

And they've got a stable government.

many are bought for gigs,same as how that low paid girl affords a nice condo and designer handbags. Yep its lying on her back for an old man.

Heyyyyy, I'm not old.

This is TCT, trying to keep up with TAT.

Hansum Man aka Payboy.

Who cares? We'll see if she returns or not, and wait for the debacled forum posts.

A poll on Thais is about as reliable as Thai bog-roll perforations meeting in a line between both layers when you snap one off.

YL's bog roll sheets are reliable - they're made by Burberry and imported from Paris. Scented, too - Chanel No.5, with embossed pretty pink tulips.

I have an idea how the embossing may be done, but I wont say it here.