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it was taken 45 mins ago, not exactly a full sun dog but I can only get a pic when the clouds covered it partially.
Tang send that lovely looking storm cloud down to Bangkok please....
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Get the wife into a lather if she's had a few drinks before we go home and she gives me a real seeing to.
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There is so much wandering my fingers wanted to do using the words "dangerous holes' "causing accidents" and ''Pattaya'' but I shall rise above such easy shots.
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You are a man right?
highly unlikely
Just because some people sit around all day drinking piss and expect their wife to do everything doesnt include me
It sounds like you wouldn't be allowed to drink piss. Most people take or have a degree of control of their lives. Sounds to me like you need to sit her down and have a talk with her (if she gives you permission to do so). Apologies for sounding flippant however, it sounds like you answered your own question in your OP. Defy the woman and live your own life.
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And people complain about being here under curfew.....
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Do not read that Private Dancer crap. A 4 year old has a better grasp of Thailand than that cretin. Leave that dross to halfwits who want to spend their time here on a bar stool sa-peaking pidgin Thai (or Thinglish as I understand the favoured term is) to imbecile peasant prostitutes while sipping a lukewarm Leo.
You could try a rummy concept and try actually talking to your woman. Communication is a wonderful thing. If that fails plop yer knob in her hand and weep.
I'm afraid it's time for you to move your 'relationship' out of the bedroom and away from the wallet, man up, and take control of your life before you join the long list of failures in this country.
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If you have an Android device try Google Sky map. It's bazzing.
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I wonder how many pics of his 'sexy time' pals he'll post from jail? Seems like a Phuket version of that buffoon with the tats in Pattaya. He;ll probably be back out and about in a day or so too...
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Get a few cans of a good mozzie killer, bung the kids or pets out of the way if you have any, then spray through the house from top to bottom, blitz the house, spray in every nook and cranny. They like to hide in dark places like behind cupboards wardrobes etc. Then bugger off out for a few pints and some grub et voila.
Be careful near food, delicate materials etc.
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Why would she be smuggling this stuff into Thailand? Isn't most of it manufactured locally
So it can be shipped off elsewhere, especially the middle east where it is the drug of choice.
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Indian smuggler paid for by a Nigerian. It is driving me crazy on my visas here, what category do the Nigerians fall in? Please clean them all out.
Not all Nigerians are criminals you know.
To use the phrase "Clear them all out" at best represents an unfortunate state of thinking.
And that is a charitable, benefit of doubt, assessment of the phrase.
Really, Well if you have been to Sukhumvit Road between 3 and 15 you will understand.
More so, speak to many of the Thais who work and live in that area. Ask why so many places have signs ''No Africa Man'' or similar, especially in Freak Alley (That weird place between Soi 5 and Soi 7).
One chap I was chatting to the other week took a dolly from the Beergarden and was then shaken down by two African lads claiming the girl was one of 'their' girls and if he didn't pay them a fee, things could get unpleasant. This sort of thing doesn't endear them to the working lasses in that area.
I wonder if those making outraged comments realise that they are a cog in the global drugs network. The drugs, had they have got through the airport would have found it's way to them in Lwr Suk, then off elsewhere with some other unfortunate mule.
I doubt the African community there are teachers or in the Diplomatic service of their home nations. Can you think of any other trade which could surreptitiously support such a large community? They can't all be living off the earnings from the handful of African hookers in that area.
Every now and again the authorities have a 'clear out' and numbers drop drastically. One night a few months ago while walking down a back alley towards Soi 5 there were officers stopping people for ID. Being a law abiding chap I took my place in a short queue behind one officer. I was then waved me away by another giggling officer who told me "Thank you sir, no Farangs, only Africaaaaaaaa or ALab man...."
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Given the heat and that when I went through that area last week, the place was parched dry, I bet this bloke won't be too popular with his neighbours if it don't rain.
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Many of you are missing the point we "Puritans" got riled about here. Maybe try reading through the whole thread Robert before calling others 'delusional'. I know reading 11 or so pages is difficult for people of limited intelligence and attention.
The point is that namely: the Tantric "Master" is labouring under the savage delusion that the girls would prefer a good tantric seeing to from some flabby reeking old hack after a few words of stuttering halting bar girl Thai rather than be paid in hard cash for their labours.
Looks like he's made enough from his ludicrous books too keep himself in masturbation.
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We used to have a pal who did similar so we just old him to pack it in or Big Fat Dave would sit on his head. Do you want me to send BFD around?
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I think that this one has lost the plot, what is it about ?
It was about boring stuff but then we moved on to farting so it may get good....
I once got thrown out of a massage shop for letting fly but she was sat on my back at the time doing my shoulders. She nearly jumped out of her skin...I didn't stop laughing about it for a week....in fact I'm laughing about it now and still banned from the shop but as it's in Pattaya it's no big deal....
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This has got the wife in tears. We've been trying for a kiddie for ages and some that have them can't even look after them.
There'll be a new star in the sky tonight. Sleep well little one.
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Who cares? I'm on a nice package here but am still an incorrigible slob who prefers sitting around in his undies and watching the wife's botty as she cleans up.
HD's idea of a nice package =
3 hours per month at the office. Just enuf time to check out new female staff members & log on to his favourite farters forum. Condo, company car, 500 baht and unlimited supply of Chang beer and wet wipes (for cleaning up wet farts). Ohh and the all important Visa and associated paperwork.
I have to do 8 days a month at the office but as they moved to 10 minutes away it's no biggie.
Gentlemen don't do wet farts, one "emits fartrogen pooxide"...
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Send it up to BKK please you lucky sods.....
Nothing here yet apart form a few promising rumbles of thunder yesterday which delivered nothing......
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Get a life weirdo. If you want a classy bird then get your sorry little ass to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy. 7/11 birds are used goods and worn out.
The lil squirter at my 7/11 is absolutely gorgeous and would make for a fantastic addition to my marital work bench, sadly the missus tell me she is not a lesbian so am trying to come up with a work around for this.
Spoon, tell the wife it's one of her long lost relations been sent down from the farm....
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Its a scam operated by many agents and (so I have heard) against the law. Ask your prospective landlord send you bill direct from your local electric company office.
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Lighten up you'll be dead soon !
Cheers Ben, I've to take the dog out soon and there's going to be a storm (I hope)
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Who cares? I'm on a nice package here but am still an incorrigible slob who prefers sitting around in his undies and watching the wife's botty as she cleans up.
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Many happy returns for yesterday Elgordo.
You miss the point however. Old fool thinks the girls prefer loving over hard cash.....he can write all the drivel he likes but nothing will change the fact that he's a delusion old buffoon.
young guy in Nongbualamphu, friends are hard to find
in Isaan
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Unfortunately Smurkster there are a lot of bitter souls around who would love nothing more than to see a relatively successful younger person fall on their backside, especially in a small upcountry community.
If I were you Smurkster I'd be very careful about what personal details you post here too as it seems like you've got a lot to lose. There's always some loony who'll love to be a part of seeing it all collapse around you; look at some of the alarming replies you've got here already.
All it takes is one drunken loser envious of your successes to start making bother for you as they sit on their shack porch frittering away their meagre income sipping lukewarm Leo night after night, trapped in a cycle of self made misery, sadly I speak from bitter personal experience of these types.
I Learned a long time ago to play my cards very close to my chest when it came to talking about my personal and working life even though I've been legitimately employed and happily married throughout my entire time here.
In my early time here when I was based in a fairly rural part of Eastern Thailand.
The only other 'expats'' there were mostly teachers and a few retired pensioners. Most were scraping a living, but on the whole, not a bad bunch bar one or two rotten apples.
After a few months the anonymous calls to my bosses started, followed with anonymous phone calls to my wife for the heinous crime of liking to go to Pattaya or up to Bangkok for a few nights in Lower Suk.
Thankfully my wife knew this fully and had often accompanied me and my bosses couldn't give a flying ****. Both parties told me fully about these snidey efforts to undermine me.
I found the person responsible and was able to put an end to his shenanigans quickly and boy did he reap what he sowed.
This is the reason I have little time for the expat 'community' these days, having enjoyed it immensely in my early days here. I can now count the number of true friends I have on one hand who know that much about me. When I'm out and about I no longer tell anyone who I work for or where, or nothing about my personal life at all.
There are just too many jealous weirdos around and I've too much to lose.