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Leo. In the can. A very, very cold can.

Like this?

A car accident…i'd probably do nothing….rubberneck a bit. A plane crash….take some video and try and sell it to major news networks asap

Keep hose clean, big spray, cover drains

You are a lucky guy...She is a keeper...

he , not tell truth

Here's the bike. Would you like to see the car too.

Get a life buddy.

. Ur first post was a Boast, I can take a pic of a Lambo and say it's mine, too, u admitted it a Boast, so why would I believe anything u posted, get a Life, I don't need anybody to buy me anything, more than enuf for anywhere in the World

Can you post a picture of yourself with a Lambo and say it's yours because I can post a photo of me with my bike.

. I have experience with your type, my brother is a Parasite, also, he just cleared 3 mil usd off his exwife, so a lil motorbike, I think you can do Better...I 'd rather a post of ur gal.

You can have that too. I took this pic just for you.

If that was near me I'd burn it......the thing that says "Manchester united" that is

Last birthday I got a shirt and a couple of grand in Baht.

200K + 150K - expensive dog

Most Thais I've meet consider the countries of farang to be just one mass, "Prathet Farang".

Break the law…get punished.

I got out on August 1st, 2007

OP: Darling, I really want us to be happy together. This teacher's salary is really small I know and living in this 1-room is hard. I will think of something.

GF: Daling, I alledy thinking for you.

OP: Really?

GF: Leally. Make 7.

OP: What?

GF: 7/11. You giv me 1.5million open 7 after no ploblem. One year 600,000 plofit. See-sip percent ok? Amerika no have see-sip percent plofit. Thailand diffelent.

OP: Wow, that's pretty cool. I think I could scrape 1.5mil together if I sell off everything back home. But darling I wouldn't want to stress you running a shop.

GF: No stess. You limember my bluther?

OP: Yeah, sure, the good-looking kid who stays over when I am not around to make sure no harm comes to you in this crappy neighborhood.

GF: Chai, him no evelything 7. You giv money, I open 7, him take care. After you sleep, boom-boom, relak, just evely month 31 day you count plofit, Ok?

OP: Sounds like a plan.

I laughed so hard I think a little pee may have just come out.

That's funny.

I wish I'd known that strange guys would come up and give you a massage when taking a pee in a bar. I'd have been here sooner.

I have to bone the wife more.

I have to bone the wife more.

Buy a mongoose.

Road accident waiting to happen.

A couple of my friends got busted for a joint by the KSR police a few months back.

Paid the cops 20,000 baht and the police gave them the weed back and said not to do it again!!

Do your job as a father, goddammit!!

I think many of them think it is just one big Prathet Farang

Mosquito bite.

Nobody is that friendly that fast unless the want something you've got.

I think Confucious said that

Hahaha….the white kid says it with a smile on her face too.

Hahaha…good rant.

HK gets quite hot in summer.

It's steaming. Humidity is terrible.

I gave the wife a good rodgering yesterday and then gave her some money.....to go and buy me some beer.

Last time I played golf in lao with my brother in law, he took the hot caddie and I got the gay guy.

I suppose the bro in law was paying so he can call the shots.