MRTELLYOUSTRAIGHT

i think us legal residents - is residents the word? Should go round bars and speak to some of these 'illegal immigrants'. You'll mostly find these people who are living here illegally in bars, whoring it up and doing drugs. We should speak to them and ask what they're doing here. Pretend we're one of them. When they admit they have an ed visa but are not studying - or are on their 15th tourist visa, we report them to the authorities.

The authorities arrest them, and we slowly but surely eradicate this degenerate behaviour of binge drinking, whoring and drug taking.

I know plenty here on work permits and ret. visas that do their fair share of "binge drinking, whoring and drug taking". So you're going to need to do more than throw out the illegals to get rid of this behaviour.

Really? People living here legally pertain to these sort of activities? I've been here for 3 and a half years, and my whole way of thinking has just gone out the window.

I think I will go off and have a rethink.

Green as grass springs to mind.

If you have bought a condominium here with hard earned honest cash, your in your 40's and purchased whilst in Thailand on a O Visa your not married so have to resort to an education visa to be able to stay long term in your legally purchased condominium and fail a random Thai question by immigration when you have actually been attending you are well and truly fuc_ked.

I find it amazing how I have not been locked up in a lunatic asylum after being repeatedly subjected to catch phrase's on a certain TV channel...

"If i don't get your visa, i don't want your money!"

or WOW WOW god dammed WOW!

Or, "so and so's fish and chips where every night is a f'ing Friday night!"

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's nothing Ian, I got my Thai lady a home and when it was all fixed up and finished to her liking her husband told me to get out.

Cancellation by accelerated death is also possible.

That sure is an option for the other party, today's friends tomorrows enemies.

to have a partner........... no matter what they are.

loneliness is a pain.

Maybe, but living with someone is a pain too ... mostly in the neck.

Just because someone is alone doesnt mean that they are lonely.

That's right they just become pain in the <deleted> on internet forums.

One has worked hard all of ones life one should be able to retire to somewhere that is peaceful and up to par with what one expects in the west.

The destination i have chosen to retire to is Pattaya:

Each and every year there is mayhem on the streets with water being thrown at everyone by both foreigners and Thais alike.

Each and every year there is a motorcycle event called Burpa bike week with thousands of big noisy bikes driving about.

The sausages suck.

No decent butter.

Hooligans everywhere.

My secret destination is now more like Benidorm how did these "Frank Gallagher" peasants find out about Pattaya?

Russian families like mum dad and kids now roaming the streets looking down at me like im some sort of weirdo with a girl young enough to be my daughter.

I think this could of been the worst decision of my life retiring here, all that is left is to rant on here then turn and rant at my girlfriend for wanting to go and play stupid Songkran and join in on a Thai tradition, sod that i never came here to have fun i came here to whinge myself to death.

Oh my god! That is the most bestest story EVER! That was EXACTLY the correct response. Thankyou for brightening my day, I feel so much better and giddy. I love justice! Thanks!

<deleted>? giddy?

Your days must be as dull as dishwater.

To lock oneself away in a room for a week when outside everyone else is having fun is nothing less then the epitome of "oddballness"

My mate bought a 10 baht bar at around 1600 per baht a while back, nice.

He was bragging recently about the little profit he has if he cashed in now that was until the other day i asked him why he looked so glum.

He said, once it reached an all time high my misses took it out the safe and i haven't seen head nor tail of it since or her for that matter!

The View Talay projects were a smart idea. Not because they are nice looking no, they knew the Russikes were coming so based the overall design of the building to something that resembles a housing estate in pre-communist Moscow.