cuddleypete

It's kinda overkill - you can't drink inside vehicles anymore, anyway.

I know - I keep spilling it !

My God man where is your ingenuity? Pop down to your local Home Pro and buy a metre of 3 mm (or larger depending on preference) plastic tubing and a paper clip, place your can of prefered ale into the cup holder in your vehicle, insert one end of the tubing into the said can of ale and clip the other end to your colar in easy access of your mouth. Problem solved and no spillage unless some sober bastard runs up your rear end.

or you could buy one off these

A man buys a Thai bride.

On their wedding night, they lie in bed, and she is constantly stroking his willy.

The man, happy that his bride paying him so much attention, asks: Do you really like my willy so much?

No, she replies: I just miss mine.

an old one but good

i look most days and if there any interesting topics running i spend more time reading

Let us all know how you get on

Merry xmas

Thai foods healthy.

Order foods that arent deep fried.

Pretty logical really.

deep fried mars bar no good then

As 7by7 says Appeal

but i hope all goes good for you both

Iam all so sorry to hear that hope your wife is ok

Hi there depends on what you are going to do

ie travel around sightseeing

eating out a lot

sports

do the bar seen

drinking a lot

luxuary hotels

etc etc

i would say depends on what you are doing but 1000 a month would be good better to have to much than not enough

hi iam half iirsh how can i get a irish passsport my mum is irish but cannot findher birth cert

help wanted

nice to hear all went ok for you

best of luck to you both

I was sitting opposite a really hot Thai girl on the train this morning.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection."

But she did.

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hi scorpio so to hear about your liver disease i hope all is well for keep your chin up

a helmet can make a difference life or death

sad

How do they cook the condoms

Hi there scorpio iam sorry to hear things are bad Is there anyway you could sort it out between you 2 ??

as regarding your wifes visa iam not 100% sure but i think it will make no differance But iam sure 7by7 or other posters will give you the right answer

all the best

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good one

A pharmasist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. "What's wrong with him?"he asked his assistant."He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives.""U fuc_king idiot" said the chemist "U can't treat a cough with laxatives""Of course u can" the assistant replied"Look at him, he's too fuc_king scared to cough now!

I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.

He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"

"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!

"He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"

"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn.

Money cannot buy you happiness but i would rather gry in my ferrari

ILE = Indefinite Leave to Enter: Permanent residency gained prior to entering the country.

ILR = Indefinite Leave to Remain: Permanent residency gained whilst in the country.

Yes 7by7 I know sorry i wrote wrong should have been

ILE = Indefinite Leave to Enter: Residency gained prior to entering the country.

ILR = Indefinite Leave to Remain: Residency gained whilst in the country.

Yes probably a 1 hit wonder be he will still have a pocket full of cash