KC 71

Thera are 2 Sides to every story.

Lotus

Add some lemon and boiled water

A ‘Hot Toddy’ 

age old remedy ????

Schooldays

Pompom

Beanie

Anchor

Diesel

On 2/3/2020 at 11:57 AM, evadgib said:

 

Samui's drowning season typically falls between 01 Nov and 31 March.

HTH

Good on em ????

i got caught in a riptide on Chaweng once-

took me 1/2 hr to get back to shore

Raspberry(blower)

Unit

don't forget to pack your speedos

Banana????

18 minutes ago, SERGERAMOS said:

Try starting your own thread dosnt help me 1 bit 

Try not to throw your toys out of the pram

10 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

If you are trying to obtain a visa from oThai Embassy in London then this thread might be helpful 

 

 

Or if you are near one of the Thai Consulates in the uk I believe their requirements are more relaxed .

Is it true Thai Consulates in the U.K will be closing this year ?

Icepack

Boots

Rough

Ladyboy

1 minute ago, digibum said:

 

Here's how they all go:

 

OP:  I met this girl in Thailand and . . .

 

TV:  She's a prostitute, what did you expect? 

 

OP:  I know she's a prostitute, but . . .

 

TV:  That's what prostitutes do, she's probably done it to 3 or 4 guys since you left. 

 

OP:  I wasn't hurt by it, but . . .

 

TV:  Then why did you post a three page chronicle of every moment you spent together, sounding like a teenage girl after her first breakup?  

 

OP:  But she was different (because she didn't immediately ask for money, because she claimed she liked me, because she said she wanted me to be her boyfriend, because I met her on Tinder, because she told me she had an office job, because she said she was only doing it because she hates Thai men and she wanted to meet a farang, because she has to feed her children, etc)

 

TV:  That's not different!!  That's what they do!  That's their job. 

 

OP:  You people don't understand. 

 

DELETES ACCOUNT

 

CREATES A NEW TV ACCOUNT SIX MONTHS LATER

 

OP:  Only idiots fall in love with bar girls

‘But Shes Different’

 

1 hour ago, Vacuum said:

....and forget to get a good night sleep. They're noisy at night time.

Err................Earplugs perhaps !

1 hour ago, sammieuk1 said:

I use the scorched earth policy inside my house for anything with no or more than two legs with amazing success though I do return geckos out the window by hand????

You must be a Ninja,

them things are quick ????

1 hour ago, nausea said:

I like to see them cos I assume they're keeping the insect life under control, but then I live in a pretty open environment. Hadn't recognised the problem with gecko sh*t, but now you mention it, yeah, it does explain those strange deposits on the walls. My only problem is I occasionally squash one underfoot, which can be a little disconcerting when you do it barefoot in the dark. They should stick to the walls. Got a Tookay too, wondered what it was, now I know. They've got a wicked bite apparently, but this one stays outdoors, so no problem for me; rather endearing, actually, a bit like a mascot.

It is thought to be lucky if you have one on your property