Sticky Rice Balls

Already begun in CM as i witnessed the thais ripping it up --day drinking--shirts--music--etc

Sounds like my sex life!! As for SK i saw the thais day drinking a plenty today and getting a jump on things early as usual when it comes to acting a fool .... gonna be interesting up here in CM as I got my water gun ready --only to be used in defense...I will be amazed if thais and tourists actually BEHAVE

All depends on what the thai fortune teller says....

Make sure there isnt a floater in the toilet! Yellow is mellow---Brown-send it down!

If you buy the ugly hat there you get a free bowl of soup--but its looks good on you!

Kids eat free!!!! Ive always preferred Breakfast at Tiffany's! ???? or Leo and Tylenol..breakfast of champions!

thought the thread was about finding the ladies.....as for retiring...the scenery???? ????

Mogadishu.

so the main question being--is she single????

Imagine being in Udon being bald and obese and reading this thread and seeing your mug on video (spits sangsom onto pc screen)

Indeed--also this morning I shot and elephant in my pajamas-- What it was doing in my pajamas I have no idea!!! thai police are sneaky!

Funny as I DiD get in an accident AND the previous guys ins covered ME!! true story Ive had 5-6 honda dreams never put them in my name--had a few run ins with cops and nothing ever said------resell to other farangs with green books----no issues my thai buddy says is cos u=im farang cops let me off....i even asked about getting my green book updated etc after yrs of ownership--would be about 2500 bt----- no real issue for me ive had the honda for years--will just run it into the ground or a guy said he would let me trade it in if I bought another used bike from him...... is a 95 dream so any accidents is super cheap to fix and easy access for used parts --paid 9000 for it and already got my $$$ worth out of it......when in rome do as the romans do!

sidenote Im an android guy but if you have an AIS sim you can get apple music FREE for 6 months--just did it they AIS app today-----cant beat that!

hence my "signature"... ????

Just making a crazy vs insanity joke......carry on!

24 hrs ago and 9 pages deep God bless the thai ladies threads! Take that burger thread!!!!

I got a thai VIVO for 3000 unlocked android has apps i cant delete but no biggie they are just in folders and ignored.....

I have a Inter License--is EXPD and still works---luck of the draw I also never put the green book in my name--never been an issue Dont hate the player--hate the game--catch me if u can! (waits to be scolded)

To quote the thais-----He must have forgotten to wear his amulet.... OR Id like to hear the explanation if he WAS-----Any thais are free to PM me..... As this seems to be the go to answer for anything bad happening to thais(per thais) The Duality of Thai Logic me thinks..

This should be interesting with the covid situation....should I expect to see thais in Hawaiian shirts out n about? I have seen the guns at 7-11-----lots of tourists here-I dont see them following the rules as most dont even wear masks(the 20 somethings)..... Stay Dry Gents!

I was pushed back into the thai forest as the thai sheriff didnt like me wandering around in his town--I told him I was a tourist------I burned the town to the ground as he drew First Blood I then met some locals in the forest and learned how to squeal like a pig, sadly.. Somchai said I had a pretty mouth------luckily my friends were on a rafting tourist trip...whew!

And by THAI logic should I assume she wasnt wearing her "amulet"??

that would be me-myself and I ???? the crazy trifecta!

now thats just insanity!!!

Guns the shoot Butter bullets.. goes well with my potato gun