ThailandBert
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Not a hope in hell.
If you are a complete novice you will never get into the game here. Even back home you would struggle to get your foot on the first rung of the ladder. Time for a re think my friend. Don't waste your money on the survival course.
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Even better
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Nice find PS I will have to give it a try. Is it on par with Tabasco though ?
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For a person that enjoys the flavour of one, yes that would be a great difference.Just out of curiosity here would anyone complain if they were in a restaurant and ordered coke and got Pepsi or the other way round ? Personally I wouldn't be bothered in the slightest as to me they are the same thing just called a different name. Who if they ordered one and told they only had the other would then order a different drink ?
Just curious as said.
Nothing like stating the obvious I suppose.
I was hoping to get an actual answer to my musings ?
If I ask for coke and they tell me they only have Pepsi I have Pepsi.
To me it matters little but to others ?
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Just out of curiosity here would anyone complain if they were in a restaurant and ordered coke and got Pepsi or the other way round ? Personally I wouldn't be bothered in the slightest as to me they are the same thing just called a different name. Who if they ordered one and told they only had the other would then order a different drink ?
Just curious as said.
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My post must have been invisible.
Who said that ?
For those looking for a nice hot pepper sauce then Sanphet in Nathon has some very nice " Crystal " Louisiana hot pepper sauce that is better, IMO, than Tabasco and is very reasonable at 55 Baht for a 177 ml bottle.
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Whenever you get the chance, just kill them. You don't need them breeding in populated area. Sure the snakes "were here first" and Cambodia used to rule Thailand. So what?
I would say it is people like you who we don't want breeding here. Thailand has also never been conquered either !
Live and let live.
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A little off topic so bear with me PS. I don't want to be the first victim of your new found might
A friend went and got himself a dog from the local dog rescue place. a nice looking dog and just what my friend was looking for. When I bumped into him a few months later I asked about the dog and he said he had to give it back. Why I asked ?
Well he said it wouldn't do as it was told, as in sit, come, fetch etc.
I said you were talking Thai to it then ?
He looked at me as if I was stupid and said "its a dog, dogs don't talk Thai "
I said yes but it is a Thai dog and it doesn't know what sit, come and fetch means.
he couldn't get it into his head that a dog could only understand Thai.
I think he took it back and swapped it for a cat
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Yes, but then they're allowed to have the requesting person shot in the back of the head and the body disposed of at the nearest pig farm.
Oh wait they can do that anyway.
OK seriously - you must be joking. Even if such laws or "rights" existed here on paper that has no bearing on the ground in reality, where all that counts is real power.
Only a person senior/superior to anyone in Thailand has the authority to compel someone to do something.
In practice, ordinary people have no rights at all over those above them.
Stop your dreaming that there is any dependable rule of law here, not for locals and certainly foreigners are the very bottom of the barrel unless wealthy or well-connected into the Thai power structures.
Such fantasies can be very dangerous.
What total and utter B@llocks. All police have to show you ID when they want to ask you something and especially if they want to search you. You seem to have been reading too many Thai mafia postings I think ?
Poanoi if they refuse to show you any ID then simply tell them you want to go to the police station. They will either take you there or leave.
I have done it several times without any trouble.
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I have been in Thailand for 10 years and have never once felt cold. We are talking about a place where the water temperature rarely drops below 29 degrees c
The Western side had a good bit of rain last night. and according to Accuweather some more tonight and tomorrow.
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Its just bonfire night PS and already with the Xmas decorations ?
Just a tad early don't you think old chap ?
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Hi, You have two choices. One is the bus / train to Chumphon and then the ferry to Samui via Koh Tao, KPG and then Samui or the bus / train to Surat Thani and then the ferry direct to Samui. The first you spend less time on the bus and more on the ferry. Around 4 hours with stops from Chumpon and 1.5 hours from Surat. I tend to only take the trains now after so many bus accidents.
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Cheers Poorsucker and congradulations.
I didn't realise it was so expensive. Well I say expensive but compared to back home it is a pittance.
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My house is surrounded by jungle. I get lots of snakes in the garden. I have always found that they tend to slither away as soon as they hear you. A dog would help as mine have a certain bark for cobras and they seem to be the only ones they kill. I was also told it is the baby cobras you need to be careful of as the adults realise that they cannot eat you so will bite but not venomate you simply as a warning to leave them alone.
I don't have kids though so can understand your concerns.
I happen to have a small cute puppy looking for a good home that comes from very good Cobra killing stock, his mother is very good at it
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Hi I have a friend coming over for 6 months and he was asking me about pre school child care. How available is it and the costs. As mine have long ago flown the nest I have no idea. Do the natives here have any ideas I can pass on ? The only one I can remember seeing is the one near the airport. Cheers in advance.
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I know very little about American politics apart from the fact that the people who really run America have you all running round all this time arguing and fighting over whether to have Coke or Pepsi as the official drink of America. There are around 10 people running to be president yet you are given the choice by the people who run the country of picking from their own two puppets. The other 8 are simply ignored yet they seem to have the interests of the American people at heart.
Also are you trying to make out the post about Romneys tips is factual then ?
i presume from the list sent my friend isn't a democrat like yourself but the post is humorous and is very similar to the politics back home.
Like the thing says you don't like it or agree with it you want to ban it ?
me I'm not American so couldn't give a sh!t about your politics.
Who do you reckon then ?
COKE AGAIN OR SHOULD WE TRY PEPSI !
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Would you tell your own kid to "man up"?
All my children have been brought up to " man it up " as you say. if something like this had happened they could come to me and tell me and I would sort it. They certainly wouldn't stay silent for 40 years.
The fact that all these people didn't say a word for 40 years left a monster free to molest and abuse hundreds if not thousands of others makes them somewhat responsible.
As people also seem to ignore the man is dead and has escaped any justice. These people are complaining 40 years too late.
A lot in my opinion just in the hope of some compensation from the Saville estate, the BBC or as has been talked about even the NHS.
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10 years here and stopped many times and never once been asked for my passport apart from at immigration. must just be lucky.
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Humour I can accept. Like this. I asked my American friend what the difference was between the two parties. he sent me this. This I found amusing. Death and destruction I don't.
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
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Beware
in Chiang Mai
Surely a request for the name of the company via a PM is within the rules ?
Problem sorted ?
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Evidently now that I have turned 50 I have to grow my hair into a ponytail, get my ears pierced and wear white fisherman pants all the time here on samui. you can then legally sit outside the 7/11 or mom and pop store drinking Archer without anyone posting here about you ?
is this true ? as i think I would look rather stupid if it is
I look stupid enough already
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As said already. As soon as the troops leave, quickly followed by the president and his cronies with the billions they have looted from the aid money, the Taliban will once again be back in power. It will then revert back to the tribal and primitive country it was and always will be and run by religious savages.
That said as much as they weren't very nice to their own people they never threatened another sovereign state and certainly never the UK. When the UN asked them if they could do something about the opium production they did. under the Taliban no more than 30 tons of opium was ever produced. Unlike the coalition that has failed to keep this up and it now runs around 650 tons a year.
Their mistake was to ignore the demands of the USA regarding Bin Laden. When the USA can't get what it wants with diplomacy it tends to get it with its military might. as history has shown.
For me the troops, especially the British troops should all be pulled out now.
American and British troops are dying there for nothing. They are only still there because the politicians are too gutless and spineless to admit they have lost a war they should never have started in the first place.
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buy a second hand honda 100cc 110cc and you will have years of hassle free travel. easy to maintain and fix and as long as you change the oil regularly it will run forever
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You can buy it frozen in Tesco and Makro also if you want to try a stir fry at home. makes a nice change from Pork
Cayanne Pepper
in Koh Samui, Koh Phangan, Koh Tao
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I am meant to be impressed or what ?