White Christmas13

So everybody is complaining about what you call the " Nanny States"

Let me tell you it is not that bad over here

My pension is 26.789 baht per fortnight  take off

6406 for rent

1335 electric

1600 food

1067 phone/ internet

1067 car and  petrol

2135 drinks etc.  

you work out how much I got left

So where is the edit button gone on the new layout ?

Can't find it anywhere

10 hours ago, soalbundy said:

yes, but i had planned this money for the dentist, my wife is in pain and an appointment has been made. My German pension has been spent on food and bills,especially the kids health insurance,all three of them were due on the first

You must be living on a shoe string

A frog calls a psychic

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the brunette $10. The brunette feels guilty because she had already seen the episode, so she confesses to the blonde. The blonde says, "I've seen it too, but I didn't think he would jump again."

On 9/6/2016 at 4:39 PM, OMGImInPattaya said:

If you look at most Thais, or Asians generally,  they have no or very small nose bridges (most have cute button noses). The lack of any substantial nose bridge makes wearing any kind of glasses difficult...they just slide down the nose/face.

Bullshite  most Asians I know wear glasses, more then western people do, the glasses have no effect on the nose at all 

your glasses are held back by the ears unless you are colonel Klink and you can wear just one glass 

On 9/5/2016 at 11:33 AM, SgtRock said:

 

Really ?

 

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-37271971

 

 Mecklenburg-West Pomerania, has the 3rd lowest immigration rates in Germany. So much for your 79% that support mass immigration.

She was born in Hamburg not in the old DDR

It seems a young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in and eat dinner with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon back up." "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." 

"Nonsense, come on!" the farmer insisted. "Well, okay," the boy finally agreed, "but Pa won't like it." 

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." 

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is your Pa?" 

"Under the wagon."
 

8 hours ago, thai3 said:

Is the mini bar stocked up?

Yes you also get free WiFi   

Thanks for making my night but I guess I just replied  like anybody 

4 hours ago, mankondang said:

Apply for an extension.

Well I don't know what pension the op is talking about, in Thailand or what other country 

if he is on an old age pension I don't think she can take any of that 

But as you all know I am back in the Nanny state (as you call it ) 

I got separated from my wife and it gave my a pension increase of $ 200 per fortnight 

but you might be just talking about LOS  

Apple does not pay any tax in any country 

Well we have a joke " Where do British people hide they're money?

answer, under the soap 

He is new to the forum but has 1214 posts 

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sasparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his arm. 

The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give him one thousand dollars." 

The two blonds looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head. 

The Indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy. 

Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a look at this." Dave replied, "Not now, I'm busy." 

Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this." 

Dave said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand." 

But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave, take a look at this." 

So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians. 

Dave just shook his head and said, "Oh . . . my . . . God . . . we're going to be millionaires!"

1 minute ago, Jip99 said:

 

 

Oh dear  - that's not normal.

No it is not what you think  I just in love with my mife 

not for me as I said a few month before 

2 minutes ago, MissAndry said:

Sounds entirely normal (if pointless) to me.

Having sex with someone else is usually the fastest cure.

O you don't get me at all I still love my wife

I don't want to have sex with anybody 

So after I deleted all of  the last post (don't know why it keeps popping up )

I just like to ask you a question as you know my wife is separated from me

now  (not my choice) I still dream about her every night  I still love her  love to 

see her body but i am not allowed to, you think I am pissed  no I am not  I just 

love some one who left me