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I needed five and a half months to be able to communicate and understand my teachers at the monastery. and I perfected my Thai with another additional 11 months and two weeks of studies in a room alone with no books, television or internet as I was also practicing abstinence, now I am fluent. I've also read some of the Thai classics, the king and I, the crazy wolfs black teeth etc. Thai was pretty easy for me too but as a world travelling historian and adventure I've had to learn many ancient dialects and writing systems.

555 op u think 2 much

Wow Dude, you're crying like a little girl about this, and come across extremely uptight. You wont fit in, in Thailand.

You've obviously got very specific beliefs about what you see as the ultimate life preserving way to exercise, and there may be a sub section of a fitness forum somewhere that people understand and agree with you.

Perhaps instead of trying to prolong a life that will amount to about 0% of the universes timeline, maybe you should mentally come to terms with death as a fact of life and wind down a bit.

Op it seems from an outsiders perspective that during a 20 minute workout you typically enjoy generating around 300 Watts of electricity with around 600 Watt of wasted heat. It would be interesting to see your carbon credit score, though I'm not suggesting your doing any harm to the environment as long as your not noshing down too many heinz baked beanz.

I'd strongly urge you to work towards some sort of set up, were you have a 150 Watt dynamo on each foot, linked to a light bulb on either a cap or stiff wire over hanging your cranium. This way as you start to generate electricity and your misguided notions about heat dissipation kick in, the light will serve as a warning to others you may be considering baffling brains with bullshit.

In the Eastern dialect พอ ง่าย (actually I think it's more like พอ งาย) is a common slang term that means camels c#nt, we have a similar word in the UK "mush" which has the same meaning.

"climbed over to the balcony and sat there until officials convinced him to come back into the room. "

No cannot mister, mai dai, you come inside now!

hmmmmm, from skim reading the op it sounds like you've known this girl over a week now, may I ask if you have fingered this girls yet?

Dude, how old are you....12?

You better clear Internet History before your Dad gets home.

he's on ya mum bro

hmmmmm, from skim reading the op it sounds like you've known this girl over a week now, may I ask if you have fingered this girls yet?

Others have said "grow some balls."

That's easy enough if you have some idea what to do with said balls. If the OP is unsure I offer my experience from years ago.

I've had a similar problem in a rented condo with a girl who would not leave. I waited till she left to the market, changed the locks, dumped all of her stuff at the office, and went to Vietnam and Cambodia for three months.

When I returned she did come sniffing around. I went to Chiang Mai.

Eventually she gave up on trying to live off of the gravy train that was supposed to be me.

I think you may have the term "balls" confused with the slang term for ladies bits.

In slang the term balls relates to bravery. In a relationship waiting til your girlfriend leaves the house to change the locks and run away to a different country where she can't catch up with you for several months is in fact so cowardly most people would deem it beyond pathetic.

Running away again to Chiangmai was a bit braver to be fair, as in theory she may have coincedently bumped into your during her travels and asked for any remaining missing stuff.

This is genuine...right? I had to read crap like this on another forum full of idiots and now here.

Ok. So its for real.....you see that door she came in through? IT WORKS BOTH WAYS.

What a crude, vulgar and unnecessary comment from now on I'll be taking the moral high ground in all my posts. May I remind you that you don't HAVE to read through anything and to call the forum full of idiots when it's a forum which you yourself are among is self deprecating at best.

I wish you well but hope you can become a cleaner, more enlightened poster.

OP I wish both you and your friend well in all your future endeavors and hope the girls OK too, sounds like she's a bit troubled is all and reaching out for someone take care.

I stopped making eye contact with any Thai men unless i have any business with them. All I see in their eyes is envy and jealousy. Its a really ugly to look at those eyes really.

much more likely it's contempt you're seeing. Pure contempt.

In a democratic society, what two consenting and one non consenting adults decide to do between themselves is entirely up to them. I applaud the gregarious Thais for not only clinching that number one spot, but probably having a darn right bit of saucy fun in the process too.

What I find to be a much grayer area; when a man decides to bolt his love muck over his good ladies bottom while she's sleeping in retaliation for refusal of sex

Can't help you there.

I've been married to Thai about 6 months. In USA. She's livid and upset that she saw that I'd sent text messages to Ex wife. I sent mesage about child between Ex and I. Ex asked about my job search which I mentioned. This is because I am getting laid off and I asked ex wife about putting daughters on her insurance before I'm laid off.

Anyway, that came up on Valentines day and came up again today. That AND previous relationships I don't care about. She cares. I don't ask about her past or care (she has an ex-husband).

Anyway, she said she will go back to Thailand or some crap. Whatever. She can go if she is not happy. Ive' done a lot for her and made her life much better and she will have a good future either way (she was career government, but up to her butt in debt). Now she can work in America. I got her here. I paid for her daughter's medical care. I won't pay for her debt, she can do that.

I won't feel bad if she leaves. Fine with me. I can love someone, but I'm never going to get worked up over issues.

Dude, sorry to hear you're getting laid off from work and your wife's leaving you, but it's totally not OK to try and hijack this poor guys thread with a marginally more interesting albeit equally as pathetic story.

I find the title of this story very misleading, and feel like I have been suckered away from Facebook were I was about to read an amusing anecdote from a vague acquaintance I once knew.

Editor perhaps this (story?) would have been more aptly titled "Boring load of non event crap, don't bother to read below"

OP _ I am very experienced in thai methodology and superstition ... if she was in fact dreaming about snakes it can mean a couple of things that may occur in the coming days and next week.

You have to understand thai superstition as I have practiced it for some time.

methodology is a bit off topic!

I was once awakened from a dream by my son telling me there was a snake in the bathroom downstairs, still half asleep and almost dreaming I went to check it out.

Indeed it was a snake, it was a Cobra, I wasn't dreaming after all so I shot the <deleted> right between the eyes.

Now, for all of the Thai Dream experts out there, what does dreaming about those damn Jakep / Takarp mean, seriously, I am not into heebee deebee shit, but once every now and again I get nightmares about those bastards!

Because of anxiety about your penis

THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION IN FARANG MYTHOLIGY. What does it means when a farang post on TV that his Thai girl tells she dreamt about snakes?

I have the serious answer to your question.

My Thai wife has seen a snake in her dream.

Then she Googled for Thai websites that are devoted to explanation of various dreams.

She found the answer.

This dream means that she has a female friend who envies her and wants to screw her life up.

And I think I know who was that woman...

That answers not remotely related to the question you quoted but is a passably acceptable answer to the op.

It’s always good to be paying attention to what’s going on in your relationship and watching for signs that everything is going well. After all, a healthy relationship will have both, you and your partner, on the same page.

But that being said, there is a very fine line between being aware and over-analyzing.

I was extremely distressed reading the opening post, as this is clearly more about ops insecurities regarding not only his own penis size (the snake) but also the fidelity of his partner and the penises she maybe encountering (the snakes) in unprotected dubious affairs (std/venom).

Recently my long time girlfriend woke startled in the middle of the night and told me she was dreaming her hands where turning into tigers paws. I told her if she interrupted me whilst I was masturbating over her bottom again I'd send her back doing tricks for tips in the gutter where I had found her and gave it little more thought until now.

To be honest on further thought, I'm still uninterested why she had that dream and hope she never tries to test me by bringing up another.

so now there are 4 suspects. the backpacker with blood on his clothes and the three Burmese with bloody i phones? 1 in custody and 3 not in custody awaiting DNA results. I just hope they charge the right person.

I think it would be better if this temp PM was skilled at acting and it was left to others to write his script.

Did you take the precaution of writing up a rental or lease agreement for your "girlfriend" if so check if the small print includes anything regarding infidelity. I had a similar problem a few years ago but fortunately my paperwork was intact so it was just a case of returning her to the bar and replacing with a newer model.

A couple with marital problems decided to go to an analyst to try to sort things out. During the appointment, the doctor sked them many questions and finally asked them both to undress.

He then concluded the appointment with the advice for them to go home and on the way to buy a bag of donuts and a bunch of grapes. Once they were home, she should put the donuts on her husband's penis, and he to put some graves inside her vagina, and then to eat them gently.

This the couple did, and lo and behold, their love-life rekindled, and they were happy.

A few months later, the couple's friends mentioned that they were having problems, so the first couple advised them to go to the analyst, highly recommending him.

So the 2nd couple went, and the same thing happend in that they were questioned, then asked to undress.

The analysts then advised them to go home, and on the way buy a pack of cheezels and a bag of apples.

Sounds better when delivered in a jovial situation.

Huh?

It's a very funny joke, the first couple the wife has a tiny minge but the husband is well endowed hence the grapes and ring donut. Then the joke starts to get even funnier as it transpires a 2nd couple that new the first couple are also having the marital problems because she has a bucket fanny whilst he can fit small cheesey crisps on his manhood.

I can't wait for a jovial situation to occur with friends to steal this little gem

Thanks for all the replies. I'm actually aware of the legistlation regarding bitcoins in Thailand, but was more worried about receiving local bank transfers whilst being in the country on an ED-visa without a work permit and not paying any taxes.

It's only 1000 baht for a transfer from Bitstamp, no idea why you'd take the risks invovled with local bitcoins over here on a 4 figure withdrawal especially as you'd probably lose the 1000 baht on the exchange rate!

Don't listen to anyone saying bitcoins are illegal it was a mad story blown out of proportion by the media because a silly expat got turned for banking as he was trying to run a small bitcoin exchange (it was the name of his site that mislead the mis-informed media to think he was something he wasn't www.bitcoin.co.th!!).

I used to use gox before it was clear they were unrealiable, now I've been using Bitstamp about once a fortnight for the last year or so without any issues.... stupid falang think too much 555!!

I have been using localbitcoins with bank transfer various times and I've never had any trouble. Also for the risks, the whole sum would not have to be withdrawn at once; it could be done in smaller sums.

Thanks for the tip with Bitstamp, I have never used the service. So they can send the money straight to your Thai bank account once you withdraw your bitcoins? That would be ideal, as in this case the Thai bank would be less likely to ask any questions as the money is coming from abroad.

You are right about the exchange rate: I just checked with Localbtc and it seems that with the current market rates, you get about £12 less per BTC if selling for THB instead of GBP so perhaps Bitstamp could be even cheaper.

Yes the conversion rates very good (close to what a google search of [x usd in thb] brings up) and the transfers normally completed in 3-5 days. I think you're worrying too much about the bank asking questions to be honest, I've had money come in for a couple of condos before and only been on a tourist or ed visas.