snottgoblin

It is you sir who are confused. Why not ask Mr. Bitey's keeper for the answer? She will oblige I'm sure.

Mr Bitey has a keeper?

Of course! If he didn't, people would be bitten to death!

Mr Bitey going around biting other people, that's not nice.

Really?

It's no wonder mr Nancy is loosing the election then, if her husband is biting people. What's wrong with him. He looks a bit scarey.

Why dies he hold the cat upside down ?

I've never been so confused in all my life.

It is you sir who are confused. Why not ask Mr. Bitey's keeper for the answer? She will oblige I'm sure.

Sir,

It's a silly name for a cat.

I am not trying to upset you, sorry if I seemed rude by that.

I just really thought her husbands name was MrBitey.

Maybe Mr Nancy will answer another question for us.

I have asked her about MrBitey's soi adventures in Bangkok, she seemed to be speaking of her husband, not the cat.

I am sure you are a bit confused.

Mr. Bitey is a cat.

Sir,

Are you sure?

Is it legal for Nancy to marry a cat? I don't think so.

I am sure Nancy posted a picture of her husband mr bitey and his cat.

Maybe you are confused.

I have an idea.

A betting pool to predict how many votes will be needed this year to win the prize.

But no money involved!

That would be against Thai law.

Maybe all members of the forum could put in 100 baht each.

I think Thai visa must have one or two thousand members, which would me....if 1000 members all paid 100 baht there would be 100,000,000 baht in prize money. With that much money, first prize could be say 70,000,000 second prize could be 20,000,000 and third, 100,000,000 baht.

That would be very exciting.

We could also run a betting competition on the side, so that everyone could get in on the action.

Maybe someone could make an app so people could get from their smartphones.

Imagine what the winner could do with 700,000,000 baht. 2nd and 3rd wouldn't be too shabby either.

He he.

What can go wrong ?

Wouldn't it be good if Thai Visa had elections for something, every week ?

Costas and David should join forces and become a coalition. That would tighten the race.

This just keeps getting more exciting by the minute.

Sir David, this is a good idea. Maybe you should call the administrators.

Even then they wouldn't be close, I think the fat lady has sung.

Beyoncé ?

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I suppose it depends on the individual poster.

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It also depends on the individual puppy!

Black and white together!

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Fritzie and Buzzcuddles have been a virtual TIZZY since I took the lead.

Oh, behave!

Can you take a pic holding them upside down?

He he.

So funny.

Bit scarey too

Costas and David should join forces and become a coalition. That would tighten the race.

This just keeps getting more exciting by the minute.

Sir David, this is a good idea. Maybe you should call the administrators.

OK, I can relate to that. I grew up next to cousins and they were four boys. I envied their bond.

I was an orphan. I didn't have a brother or parents.

I will be your brother.....you are funny.

David seems so much older, he could be my father.

He he. Thai visa family.

Hey dad, where's my allowance ? 23 years worth, he he.

But the connection is still there, something you said you want to distance yourself from, and as our AmericanOneAmerican has mentioned, is this Andrew Williams character selling health insurance illegally without a work permit? And what about the commissions? If commissions are involved and you are recommending your members to buy insurance via this guy, then you are running a commercial business. Is this true or false?

Sir,

I'm thinking I might change my vote......I'm afraid I might have voted for the wrong type of person.

He he.

Oops is this the beginning of the slide into oblivion?

Sir,

I am sorry, I don't know,what you mean.

I have changed my vote because there seems to be so much controversy in mr Nancy camp.

I wanted to vote for someone funny, witty and entertaining.

I voted for jing thing.....he is funny and very entertaining.

I hope this satisfies you question.

He he.

Did you vote?

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JT ... still working on you Mate. It will come to me soon.

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Is it too much to ask for you to stop working on me?

But ... the Q and A idea was yours from a couple of pages back.

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Sir,

You are lucky mr Jingthing isn't married to mr bitey. Could end badly for you.

He he

Thanks for that snottgoblin.

What a mouthful your name is!

There will be a lot of vote changes in the coming days.

In any case, I really want to keep the competition super friendly between NancyL and myself.

Yes, mrnancy has a husband mr bitey. I want to stay on her good Side too he he.

Bit afraid she will set him onto us. With a name like mr bitey, you can't be too sure.

Vote Nancy - POTY

Weren't you with me?

I'm crushed.

Is there any way I can win you back?

But I must warn you I'm fresh out of free toasters ... those are reserved for COSTAS ...

(the taramasalata in my pita any day of the week)

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Have y'all noticed that I am SHAMELESSLY courting Costas now as we head into the home stretch phase?

Indeed, I am.

No shady back room smoky room deals from me.

It's all out on the table.

I am asking COSTAS and his supporters to consider moving their voting block my way as we approach the final bell.

Only asking. Politely asking.

Of course there is NO RUSH as long as the changes are made before the deadline. 30 December at midnight.

No back room deals here.

It's all here for you to see in the clear light of day.

Sink or swim with JINGTHING you know the score and you get maximum possible TRUTHINESS.

I am sorry. I was voting with you but Nancy lured me in with her funny posts and I changed my vote. I was happy at first but then, just a moment ago I started reading a new thread and I got a little bit frightened about what I saw.

The 'iffy farang' thread.

Anyway, I think if it's okay, I will re vote for you again sir. I won't be tricked to change again. Please accept my apologies, snottgoblin is not feeling too happy about what has happened.

Vote 1 Jingthing.

I just voted Jingthing again.

And yet an employee of Alan Hall, is working closely with you, selling health insurance without a work permit for selling that product.

You personally recommend members to buy health insurance from him, despite his employers past scams, and his failure to get the correct work permit.

As you have totally failed to get the scammers out of the expats club, I expect your resignation as chairman.

AOA -- we've been over this ground before on Thai Visa. No employee of Alan Hall's is a sponsor of CEC. Assist Insurance is a sponsor of CEC and their representative to CEC -- Andrew Williams is a former employee of Alan Hall's, not a current one.

If you expect my resignation as president (that's the correct term, not chairman) the place to ask for it is at the AGM, not on Thai Visa forum. Please do come to the meeting and ask for it. I noticed you weren't at the September business meeting, because no one "demanded" my resignation then. I hope you can come to the 16 January AGM.

Incidentally, I hear you're not really an American either, despite your Thai Visa name. Why are you misrepresenting yourself?

But the connection is still there, something you said you want to distance yourself from, and as our AmericanOneAmerican has mentioned, is this Andrew Williams character selling health insurance illegally without a work permit? And what about the commissions? If commissions are involved and you are recommending your members to buy insurance via this guy, then you are running a commercial business. Is this true or false?

I'm thinking I might change my vote......I'm afraid I might have voted for the wrong type of person.

He he.

Some valid points BJ

Sir,

BJ is one of May favourite posters here at TVF. He always thinks things through.

I also like the way his arms move. He he

Certain posters have made up false scandals, smeared her name and ruined the brand - kind of like what the Obama team did to Mitt Romney in the last presidential election. Anyway, Jingthing has been coming in second place on this poll for many years and it looks like he might actually end up at the top this year. Stubbornness might actually pay off in the end.

Yes.. although it's a little akin to winning the title of the best looney in the asylum.

He he.

You are funny.

Have you seen the pictures of MrBitey and his upside down cat? It's a killer.

I voted for Nancy, he is the one to win POTY.

Vote Nancy - POTY

I think we probably want someone calm and considered to run the poll.

Not an unstable hysterical egomonster with an obsession with CAPITALS!

Sir someone was enquiring about your saddle before. I forget which one, 2 or 3 pages back. He he.

I believe writing in capitals is rude. It's considered to be shouting.

He he na he.

There were questions about what Hubby and I did last night:

First we started out on Soi 7 and I looked inside the Thai Visa Lounge. Hubby saw the sign and pulled me out. No loss. It looked as active as its Facebook page. The fact that we've chattered about my temporary command bunker in lower Suk on this thread and the fact that they haven't invited me to make an appearance speaks volumes, doesn't it? Really in tune this the Thai Visa crowd, aren't they.

Then Hubby had the bright idea to go up a little alley, or rat run that eventually dumped us out in Soi 5. Big,swinging place there with a German-speaking crowd and menu of heavy German food. Didn't stay. By then Hubby was getting cranky, so we went to a no-name Middle Eastern place with OK food, ate dinner and watched the good General's Friday night talk to the nation. Or rather I did since I was facing the TV. I read the English subtitles to Hubby who was was really impressed with my translation of the subtitles, commenting how I've really been studying hard with my Thai lessons,until he turned around and realized the subtitles were in English.

Today Hubby took in the Sois on the other side of the street while I worked on other stuff. When he didn't answer his phone, I realized he was out wandering around alone with his ATM card and a couple of credit cards. On the lower even number sois of Suk. What could possibly go wrong? Thankfully, he returned to the command bunker a couple hours ago and seems sober and well groomed. Haven't checked the bank balances yet, though.

So much for our day. Still have to get to Siam Paragon.

I enjoyed reading this. Have you thought about having a you tube channel..Nancycam. That way your fans like me could watch in and see you on your adventures.

I have now changed my vote to you. I wasn't sure about you at first, mainly because of MrBitey but the more I see you the more excited I get.

Nancy if you work out what a TGAU is then you might get a large voting block

Sir,

I would vote for Nancy if he released a YouTube video demonstrating the use of the TGAU.....Wouldn't you?

He he

Do keep it civil. We have some good candidates. I actually had to look a little at the posting history before deciding, BUT all have made contributions that are extraordinary. Some with volume and numbers, some with sheer information, some with colorful and thoughtful insight.

Politics is dirty, but try to stay above the fray and may the best Man...or Woman....win.

Deciding on Miss Congeniality will be a real challenge, from reading this thread.

Sir,

There has been no sexual misconduct in this election although I heard Costas had relations with what was reported to me to be a rodent.

Also mr Nancy has ordered an extra large TGAU with MrBitey's name engraved on it.

It's been a very exciting campaign. Thai forum Visa is #1 in south East Asia.

I see two good spirits of the 4 choices....another is maudlin.....with another disguised mean spirited and haughty....as D48 has already won went with Mr. C....

You should of voted for Costas. She makes nice ants cheese.

There will be an Annual General Meeting on 16 January. The first ever.

That really says it all. A registered or supposed to be registered charity has never had an AGM. Clowns.

Will the local police or immigration be at the meeting?

Could someone please point me toward Costas's badger milking threads so I can get up to speed. His reputation hasn't spread as far as Chiang Mai. Apparently the critters don't live in the mountains.

Mancy,

Costas might like to let you play with his super sized TGAU.

Are you familiar with the product?

He he

No, I must admit that I'm not familiar with a TGAU. Can you enlighten me?

But, I'd bet that Costas has never been propositioned by Alan Hall to invest his life savings in some shady investment deal that promised 20% return in a Channel Island bank I'd never hear of. Oh and we could have immediate access to our money any time we wanted. True story. Alan tried that when we were fresh off the boat.

Since real banks in the rest of world were only paying about 6 - 7% (at most) we laughed him off. We figured everyone else did. Guess not. And now somehow it's my fault.

See, each candidate has their own "local" stories.

Maybe you should check out clawed warrior on the internet. All the information about the TGAU is supplied there.

I am sure you would enjoy their range of products. You could share them with mr bitey .

I don't know the Alan hall story. But it sounds like you and you friends really have a good time when you gather.