snottgoblin

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I know I should have gotten up earlier to see what went on last night. It just seems like it was much too quiet. Hope everyone had a nice sleep and are ready to rumble.

Sir,

Nancy, How's your head this morning? Do you prefer the greasy Americans breakfast or sapicey Thai breakfast?

He he

]Too many to mention....but he is a good man...i think.

In this election i am a tactical voter.....on the 30th just before midnight...i will decide who needs my vote.....

Et vous monsieur ?

Sir,

You are very wise regarding your voting tactics.

Regarding your other question.

im dans machisme sado , vous ?

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Well.....i hope your knowledge of the thai language u s better..

He he

Sir,

No. I sapeek athai just a nit noi .

Maybe you can help me with that.

He he

I just added Mr Nancy as a friend.

Mr Jingthing is already my friend from 1 day prior.

I like to keep powerful people close to me.

He he

Dipping fingers in the sauce is a guilty pleasure which will remain with him forever.

Sir,

He he.

The sauce. Do you have help with your material?

]Too many to mention....but he is a good man...i think.

In this election i am a tactical voter.....on the 30th just before midnight...i will decide who needs my vote.....

Et vous monsieur ?

Sir,

You are very wise regarding your voting tactics.

Regarding your other question.

im dans machisme sado , vous ?

He he

There use to be an 'iffy' farang that use to ride around Pattaya on a bicycle. I forget his name.

There's a lot of 'iffy' farang in Pattaya.

He he na he

Hubby and I have returned from our tour of the the local cultural sights of Bangkok.

It seems everyone has developed a renewed fascination with Mr. Bitey. Just to set the record straight, he's the cat, not the goofy look guy -- that's Hubby. I had to take Hubby to Bangkok with me because I couldn't trust him to stay alone in the condo in Chiang Mai.

Sir,

My apologies, I thought MrBitey was the man.

You didn't us why he holds the cat upside down.

It must be good for you to go to Bangkok and get away from the strange people in the hills. In Bangkok we prefer our cats with some Basil, soi sauce and garlic.

I have voted for Jingthing, he doesn't seem to have the same complications in life that you have.

Did Mr Bitey go to Bangkok with you or did he stay behind to guard your condo?

But he does have complications....by the reads of it......Schnotty...

Sir,

What complications? Who will you vote for ?

He he.

At the risk of sounding like I'm going off on my Mother Theresa riff again,

My little cousin worked with Mother Theresa.

Sir,

Wow, amazing the people you get to meet on this forum.

Hubby and I have returned from our tour of the the local cultural sights of Bangkok.

It seems everyone has developed a renewed fascination with Mr. Bitey. Just to set the record straight, he's the cat, not the goofy look guy -- that's Hubby. I had to take Hubby to Bangkok with me because I couldn't trust him to stay alone in the condo in Chiang Mai.

Sir,

My apologies, I thought MrBitey was the man.

You didn't us why he holds the cat upside down.

It must be good for you to go to Bangkok and get away from the strange people in the hills. In Bangkok we prefer our cats with some Basil, soi sauce and garlic.

I have voted for Jingthing, he doesn't seem to have the same complications in life that you have.

Did Mr Bitey go to Bangkok with you or did he stay behind to guard your condo?

Your transformation....has already done wonders.....

Sir,

What do you mean?

Did I mention that I really do love taramasalata?

But done with LOTS of good olive oil of course!

If you win sir, I would like to take you out for some taramasalata and a good oiling.

That would be fun.

eeeeeeeeeeer, wrong forum sweety.............. .

Sir,

What do you mean?

Why are you calling me 'Sweety' ?

Well, think of it this way perhaps.

There is like inflation going on here.

I do it myself.

I am a like giving slut.

I often run out of my daily like quotas.

So by NOT giving a post a like, that is a softer version of dislike.

Innit?

She gave it to everyone and anyone that passed through.

I hope you are not like that sir.

I wouldn't want to vote for someone like that.

It is you sir who are confused. Why not ask Mr. Bitey's keeper for the answer? She will oblige I'm sure.

Mr Bitey has a keeper?

Of course! If he didn't, people would be bitten to death!

Mr Bitey going around biting other people, that's not nice.

Really?

It's no wonder mr Nancy is loosing the election then, if her husband is biting people. What's wrong with him. He looks a bit scarey.

Why dies he hold the cat upside down ?

I've never been so confused in all my life.

It is you sir who are confused. Why not ask Mr. Bitey's keeper for the answer? She will oblige I'm sure.

Sir,

It's a silly name for a cat.

I am not trying to upset you, sorry if I seemed rude by that.

I just really thought her husbands name was MrBitey.

Maybe Mr Nancy will answer another question for us.

I have asked her about MrBitey's soi adventures in Bangkok, she seemed to be speaking of her husband, not the cat.

I am sure you are a bit confused.

Mr. Bitey is a cat.

Sir,

Are you sure?

Is it legal for Nancy to marry a cat? I don't think so.

I am sure Nancy posted a picture of her husband mr bitey and his cat.

Maybe you are confused.

I have an idea.

A betting pool to predict how many votes will be needed this year to win the prize.

But no money involved!

That would be against Thai law.

Maybe all members of the forum could put in 100 baht each.

I think Thai visa must have one or two thousand members, which would me....if 1000 members all paid 100 baht there would be 100,000,000 baht in prize money. With that much money, first prize could be say 70,000,000 second prize could be 20,000,000 and third, 100,000,000 baht.

That would be very exciting.

We could also run a betting competition on the side, so that everyone could get in on the action.

Maybe someone could make an app so people could get from their smartphones.

Imagine what the winner could do with 700,000,000 baht. 2nd and 3rd wouldn't be too shabby either.

He he.

What can go wrong ?

Wouldn't it be good if Thai Visa had elections for something, every week ?

Costas and David should join forces and become a coalition. That would tighten the race.

This just keeps getting more exciting by the minute.

Sir David, this is a good idea. Maybe you should call the administrators.

Even then they wouldn't be close, I think the fat lady has sung.

Beyoncé ?

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I suppose it depends on the individual poster.

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It also depends on the individual puppy!

Black and white together!

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Fritzie and Buzzcuddles have been a virtual TIZZY since I took the lead.

Oh, behave!

Can you take a pic holding them upside down?

He he.

So funny.

Bit scarey too

Costas and David should join forces and become a coalition. That would tighten the race.

This just keeps getting more exciting by the minute.

Sir David, this is a good idea. Maybe you should call the administrators.

OK, I can relate to that. I grew up next to cousins and they were four boys. I envied their bond.

I was an orphan. I didn't have a brother or parents.

I will be your brother.....you are funny.

David seems so much older, he could be my father.

He he. Thai visa family.

Hey dad, where's my allowance ? 23 years worth, he he.

But the connection is still there, something you said you want to distance yourself from, and as our AmericanOneAmerican has mentioned, is this Andrew Williams character selling health insurance illegally without a work permit? And what about the commissions? If commissions are involved and you are recommending your members to buy insurance via this guy, then you are running a commercial business. Is this true or false?

Sir,

I'm thinking I might change my vote......I'm afraid I might have voted for the wrong type of person.

He he.

Oops is this the beginning of the slide into oblivion?

Sir,

I am sorry, I don't know,what you mean.

I have changed my vote because there seems to be so much controversy in mr Nancy camp.

I wanted to vote for someone funny, witty and entertaining.

I voted for jing thing.....he is funny and very entertaining.

I hope this satisfies you question.

He he.

Did you vote?

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JT ... still working on you Mate. It will come to me soon.

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Is it too much to ask for you to stop working on me?

But ... the Q and A idea was yours from a couple of pages back.

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Sir,

You are lucky mr Jingthing isn't married to mr bitey. Could end badly for you.

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Thanks for that snottgoblin.

What a mouthful your name is!

There will be a lot of vote changes in the coming days.

In any case, I really want to keep the competition super friendly between NancyL and myself.

Yes, mrnancy has a husband mr bitey. I want to stay on her good Side too he he.

Bit afraid she will set him onto us. With a name like mr bitey, you can't be too sure.