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    in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

    Posted

    It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

    Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

    The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later

    life was filled with turnovers.

    He was not condsidered a very smart

    cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife , Play Dough,  two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.

    He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    :o quite amusing......

    Job Application

    in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

    Posted

    Deer Sir,

    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

    I4m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety..  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

    Sinseerly,

    Peggy May Starlings

    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

    peg.jpg

    Employer's response:......

    Dear Peggy May,

    It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

    :o:D:D:D

    Great Balls Of Fire, NONG KHAI Naga fireballs

    in Thailand News

    Posted

    Anybody who has been there who can tell it how it is done?

    Here's another explanation:

    UNRAVELLING THE MYSTERY OF THE KING OF NAGA FIREBALLS PHENOMENON

    While it is tempting to maintain the allure of the many intriguing accounts that surround the mythical origins of the "Bang Fai Phaya Naga" fireballs, scientific studies have provided ample evidence to verify the authenticity of this natural phenomenon.

    The appearance of the King of Naga fireballs involves the simultaneous interplay of several forces of nature. These include the presence of conditions that are conducive to the formation of Methane-Nitrogen gas with 19% level of purity, the presence of aerobic and anaerobic bacteria co-existing in a habitat at depths of 4.55 to 13.40 metres with organic deposits forming on a bed of clay or sand, average surrounding temperatures of higher than 26?C at 10.00, 13.00 and 16.00 hours, and a PH value between 6.4 to 7.8.

    As the sun warms the surface of the clay or sand bed, organic matter decomposes within 3 to 6 hours and begins to emit methane gas. Pressure builds up and the gas rises to the surface of the water. Bubbles of gas exceeding 15cc dissipate leaving behind a 12cc nucleas that floats upwards. The gas reacts with the oxygen in the air and instantly ignites. 95% of the balls of light seen are ruby-red with pinkish-red or crimson-burgundy hues. This explains why these balls of light are of uniform colour, do not emit flares, smoke or sound, and eventually dissolve into thin air without leaving a trace.

    The frequency and intensity of the fireballs also vary according to several other factors such as the distance of the earth relative to the sun and moon, the intensity of "B" and "C" ultraviolet rays, and a extent of the depletion of the ozone layer in the stratosphere.

    Tracking studies have indicated that there is much greater likelihood of the phenomenon occurring in the months of March to May, and September and October, on days when the earth gravitates closest to the sun and moon, and the depletion of the ozone layer allows ultraviolet rays to easily penetrate the stratosphere.

    Based on these studies, the two absolute indicators for the formation of King of Naga fireballs are the presence of Methane-Nitrogen gases of 19% purity and a sufficient concentration of Ionized Atomic Oxygen to trigger a reaction called "heterogenous combustion" that results in the mystical glow of the fireballs.

    Contact information:

    TAT NORTHEASTERN OFFICE - REGION 5

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Source: http://www.tatnews.org/emagazine/1611.asp#11

    Thanx for the info Jai Dee......was really curious what this thing was all abt.

    so then why is NG not covering this particular exhibition by nature.....or may be they are but just lack of info i think :o

    Thanx again :D

    Slimming Or Fat Reduction Pills

    in Health and Medicine

    Posted

    How can you only have the weekends for exercise? Do you work that hard?

    There's plenty of little ways to increase yuor heart rate without going all out.

    Walk more, surely a little yoga, or exercise routine can be done in your apartment, cut back on coconut milk and chunks of fat.

    Amphetimines seems like an extreme and ironic way of getting healthy.

    Well Yes,

    I work as all normal people do....but most of my time is wasted in travelling.....yeh 6hrs of travelling. I have some personal reasons n that why i have to stay that far from my company.

    from 4 in the morning to 8 in the evenign i spend in travelling n working. Thats the reason i asked abt slimming pills.

    :o

    Why Farang Think Thai Cant Speak Eng ?

    in General Topics

    Posted

    I wud like to say its abt skin, its abt native language. When u start reffering people by the skin color it gets all messed up and u end up having arguments.

    Also i think french people dont speak good english, i think its their accent that makes them sound good. No way they speak good english. I know i will be getting a lotta replies on this....but its ok thats the truth.

    Yeh less no. of thai speak english...agreed. But bambi when we say thailand as in whole, ur just a small part of it.....so we say it in general. Nothing else....no hard feelings.

    Cheers.

    On Nut To Bitec

    in Thailand Travel Forum

    Posted

    I recently got a job and its in Bangpoo Industrial Estate.

    I have seen places around there....but no social life in there. Also i dont want to stay at samrong...too crowded. Is it possible to get an apartment near Sukhumvit Soi 77 or Soi78 and to go BITEC everyday. I need to reach BITEC at 6.15 in the morning. Bus no 23 and 2 more go there. But am not sure how long it takes to reach BITEC by bus. Any suggestion ??

    May be some good place between the city and bangpoo industrial estate.

    Need to move immediately. Maybe this weekend.

    :o

    High Speed Internet Connection

    in IT and Computers

    Posted

    I dont know whether this topic is posted before....

    Sorry if am repeating....but its kinda urgent.

    I am moving to Samrong or the areas aroung it for work purpose.

    Is it possible to get high speed internet connection ??

    if yes then can anyone tell me how n where to approach the provider ??

    Also wud like to know the rates if anyone knows.

    :o

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