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The Nemi

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    Survey On Sex

    in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

    Posted

    After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.

    "Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.

    "I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it-a regular Sodom and Gomorra.

    But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions.

    "Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"

    "I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity." Replied St. Peter.

    "That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it.

    Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good People."

    And so they did...... Do you know what the letter said?

    Hmmm... You didn't get the letter either, huh??  :o

    Think abt women as well....and not only abt urself :D :D

    have fun......hope u got da letta.

    Khao Man Gai

    in Thai Food

    Posted

    Khao Man Kai  "Eakamai" 

    ( in front of Eakamai soi 16)

    08.00 - 14.00

    Khao Man Kai "Champ Lok" 

    (Sukhumvit 38)

    18.00 - 01.00

    Khao Man Kai "Jae Wa" 

    (Victory monument , opposite Center One)

    07.00 - 21.30

    Khao Man Kai "Boon Tong Kiet "

    (Tonlor ..near Mango Tango)

    10.00

    Khao man Kai "Jae Yee"

    (opposit Wat Sraket (Golden Mountain)

    09.00  till noon

    Khao man Kai "Jae Ung" 

    (soi Watcharaphol)

    17.00 - 24.00

    Khao man Kai  "Tai Heng" 

    (China Town)

    10.00 - 21.00

    Khao man Kai  "Ratchawat" 

    ( near Bankok Bank , Ratchawat Branch)

    09.00

    Bambi :o

    Bambi did anyone tell you tha ur da best.........not BG :D

    Thanx Bambi :D

    What To Do If You Are Threatened By A Thai

    in General Topics

    Posted

    If anyone brings a fight to my door, thats what they will get. I dont say that to be a hero, it comes down to standing your ground.

    People whatever culture, will back down if they are confronted back with the same ferocity as they have shown. If they dont, well theres nothing else to do but "do what ever you can" and primal instincts set in - survival.

    Ask him what the problem is, let him know you dont want an argument/problem, if he does not see sense, break his nose. Ofcourse you would definately have to move afterwards.

    I get sick of hearing about "mafia" in Thailand. Mafia? yeah right a couple of unorganised thugs is all they are.

    Ofcourse there is the other way and that would be to make friends quickly and show your numbers, be it a high up police man or local thug. It all comes down to money here, if your wallet is bigger than his, you get will get better help.

    Many people here would opt for an easier approach, like befriending him or buying him a bottle of whiskey - not me!

    LOL dude ur funny....

    One thing i wud like to say........

    WATCH YOUR BACK..........unless ur one of the so called MAFIA.

    Totally disagree with ya man....

    I dont know how many years u have been staying here....but still be careful.

    This is some place different. Watch Out. :D

    No hard feelings :o

    Thai Police Arrest Serial Killer

    in Thailand News

    Posted

    Milk and cornflakes? No no , that cereal killing. Another topic under a similar name.

    Have a Thai person explain the difference.

    Thailands first serial killer? W.a.f.j.

    :o:D:D:D

    LOL

    I think there is no standard set for no. of murders for the murder to be called a Serial Killer :D

    Congratulations to the Thai Police....yeh he shud be hanged till dead.

    Favourite book set in thailand?

    in ASEAN NOW Community Pub

    Posted

    <font color='#000000'>Yes that was a great book, the Author Stephen Leather has written a lot of good books.

    There is one that can be downloaded  ,free, from his website, it's called "Private Dancer" , definitely worth a read.

    Christpher G Moore has written some excellent books on Thailand as well.

    Web address is  StephenLeather.com</font>

    Great Book....

    Planning to buy it.....any idea where to get it ??

    "Private Dancer" good lesson for all....

    :o

    Teachers With Guns

    in General Topics

    Posted

    This is unbelieveable....they are not police men/women as daleyboy said. This is not a good solution according to me. As there are police escorts with the teachers....then still why the killing. I dont know abt this news much....sorry for that.

    This shud be the last option which they are opting now.

    Just my opinion.

    :o

    Marriage Agency

    in General Topics

    Posted

    Well as Neeranam said he has already decide what to do......good for u buddy....

    My point was him not getting personally involved and let the thai themselves do it. As far as he doing good for thai people is they want to do it for them....its not like Neeranam came up with this idea....and why wud he.

    Those thai girls came up with this idea and its for their own good(according to thai girls point of view). So its basically to help them to realise their dreams.

    Anyways all well done at the end. Good decision Neeranam.

    Cheers....!!!!

    :o

    Topics And Replies

    in General Topics

    Posted

    I am Sorry if u guys didnt enjoy the poll....

    The whole point of this poll was how many people like to react to the topics posted and post their topics (may be for any info regarding renting a place, buying a place etc etc etc.....blah blah....)

    Yeh u can find out the stats but i think this is an easier way :o

    Have Fun !!!!

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