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Retiredandhappyhere

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  1. Many years ago, I rented out a two bedroom, two bathroom apartment in Thailand to a Thai husband and wife, who signed up for one year at a nominal rent, which was increased by 1000 baht per month, providing I installed a 30000 baht air con unit, which I duly did.

     

    They paid no deposit, but paid the rent for two months and then disappeared.  When I went in to inspect the apartment, they had banged several 4 inch nails into the kitchen and bathroom tiles on which to hang their towels. In all, 16 tiles were broken and I was unable to replace them, as the designs were discontinued. 

     

    Otherwise, the place was fairly tidy and in reasonable order, except for a cup-size hole knocked through the exterior concrete wall to bring in a TV aerial, even though there were TV sockets in the walls of each room.

     

    As the rents in that area were so low anyway, I decided not to re-let at all.

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  2. I agree with AsianAtHeart's conclusions that foreign tourist's spending was about three times that of the Thais, presumably increased largely due to higher hotel costs.

     

    Seriously though, how do they know how foreign tourist spending differs from Thais?   Do they follow them into shops and restaurants?   Or is it just a predetermined rule of thumb fed into their computer, or perhaps their abacus?

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  3. Several years ago, I lived in a village where the residents were supplied with young trees and stakes, for planting along the side of the village roads in order to enhance the village's beauty.

     

    This they duly did under the supervision of the village headman, but the problem was that they then subsequently "cut" the long grass next to the trees by burning it.  Unfortunately, the trees were burnt along with the grass, so the whole procedure (and the expense) was repeated the following year and for several years afterwards. 

     

     

  4. Once in the UK, while shopping at a large Tescos store, I was a bit surprised at the size of the bill.   Having loaded everything into my car, I then checked the bill carefully and found that they had charged me twice for a large bag of dog food costing 18 pounds.

     

    I went to the "Customer Service" counter and explained the problem.   She asked where my trolley was and I explained that I had already loaded everything into my car in their car park.

     

    Without any further checking, she gave me 36 pounds.  I explained that I had in fact taken one pack of dog food but had been charged for two, so she had overpaid me, at which she pointed to a sign above her head which said that if a customer is overcharged, they will repay TWICE the amount of the overcharge.   The repayment was accompanied by an apology for the mistake.   Now, that is service! 

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  5. Using TAT's methods, my Budget for my company would read as follows:

     

    Sales for next year are forecast to be between 500 billion and 10 billion. 

     

    The first number assumes our current customers continue to buy our products and the second is based on the assumption that they don't.  Net Profits, which normally amount to about 5% of sales, will (optimistically) follow the same pattern.

  6. So, a baby elephant fell into the open manhole and, in order to stop the mother elephant from trying to help her baby and complicating the rescue operation, she was tranquilized and promptly fell head-first into the same hole.

     

    Luckily, she did not fall all the way in and therefore on top of her baby, presumable killing it, but her hind legs stuck out on top of the hole, preventing a complete fall.

     

    Kudos to the rescuers for saving the baby elephant but not, necessarily, for the way it was carried out.

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