Darcula

At her age, it's possible she just needed a nappy change before they pushed her on stage....but they couldn't find any because  all were sold out to her fans.

6 hours ago, webfact said:

The ship has been loaded with necessities....

They had to offload souvenir hats and trinkets to make room for that, yes.

55 minutes ago, webfact said:

so-called “sitting guides”, who use their licenses to accompany an unauthorised guide who can speak foreign languages

Bloody tourists....not taking the trouble to learn Thai before deciding to holiday here.

57 minutes ago, webfact said:

"Thank goodness my mates arrived to help me out,"

This should be tattooed on every Somchai's chest as a reminder of brotherly love.

4 minutes ago, webfact said:

They hoped that some good would come of the investigation in terms of improving road safety and communications. 

Yeah, this one's definitely the game-changer they been waiting for since 1238 AD.

20 minutes ago, webfact said:

"What brainless idiots allowed this?"

Considering where this has happened, I'm guessing that's purely a rhetorical question.

14 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

unable to find a contractor

Translation - Brown envelopes were not large enough.

11 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

New Year road toll appears to be good news

Good news..... if you are in the temple or coffin business.

2 hours ago, webfact said:

the 600-kilometre taxi fare from Pusan to the home of another Thai compatriot in Seoul

I'm guessing they used a Bangkok taxi meter....

3 hours ago, webfact said:

He was still horny from the night before and he had been going for it for ten minutes when he was seen. 

A reenactment of a reenactment, this was.

I will not fight you brother.  I must go back to Asgard, but I give you my word. I will return for you.

18 minutes ago, webfact said:

the Thai man had stopped to render his assistance in the event that the couple were arguing

A good smartarse.....hope I spelt that right.

4 hours ago, webfact said:

One niche that Phuket has commanded a best-in-class reputation and sustainable upward trajectory is in large sports events.

Don't forget deep-sea-tandem-diving in the boat of your choice.

Since I have the attention span of a 60yo Somchai, I haven't been able to read through the whole article.

I'm guessing they're all saying they will work for the benefit of the people. And, they can't be lying. Chai-yo!

There are so many numbers in that article, my head is spinning at 3600 rpm, just like 15 - 20 year old Somchai on his 50cc motorcycle with a blood alcohol count of 300mg/dl, between 4pm and 8pm on the 7 deadly days.

Chiang Rai - Chonburi - Phuket a.k.a. the Bermuda Triangle for round-the-world trippers.

20 minutes ago, webfact said:

Thai angels in traditional costumes hand out Thai sweets and souvenirs as the band played Thai music

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the driver “suddenly turned” and crashed into a tree

Swerved to avoid an incoming text.......yes?

What liquor sellers? All I see is advertisements for soda water.

Let's hope this doesn't take media attention away from the cancer-cure that will be found in the backseat of a Bangkok taxi tomorrow.

33 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

"There's a forest behind our home. It probably lived in there then came through the drain and appeared in the toilet.

Maybe time to install a septic tank instead of emptying your drain in to the forest.

9 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

You stop, I'll come.

She can finish you off after she's done with graffiti....

41 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

a woman finishing off a graffiti

Your own Wanksy artwork.

20 minutes ago, rooster59 said:

seems unfazed by anything around her

On a positive note, she did manage to slow down motorists..... which probably prevented 3,786 potential accidents.

No worries, they will find him soon. Police already have this sketch from a previous robbery......