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2 hours ago, webfact said:

the search and rescue configuration

What's gonna happen to Somchai with his beat up truck, flashing lights and sexy rescue stickers?

Customers should tell them where to stick their apologetic extended promotion.

11 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

Bird Box is so scary that it leaves some viewers struggling to sleep and wishing they hadn't watched it.

After watching it, I can confirm that only the 2nd part of that claim is true.

3 hours ago, webfact said:

The chief royal adviser made these remarks while receiving Prayut and members of his Cabinet at his Sisao Thewet residence.

Thailand's own Thanksgiving day.

If it's going to lower the cost of hot sponge baths given by pretty young nurses, they might achieve their dream of becoming a medical hub.

Kim Jong Un is appealing for a recount.

19 minutes ago, webfact said:

Atsuyuki Katsuyama - better known in Thailand as "K-san" - was competing in the Ocean to Ocean 2018 run that started in Chumpon. 

Didn't realise he was going to be running right in the middle of the Khlong to Khlong Grand Prix that goes on daily on Thai roads?

Why not just post the prices in baht?

Next time just use Ali Pay.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Min of Transport commences New Year road safety campaign

In related news......Somchai polishes his amulet.

21 minutes ago, webfact said:

Damrongchai shot himself with the last bullet.

Another one that got the sequence all wrong.

First no tips at immigration, now no gifts at the interior ministry. At this rate, no one will want to work in government anymore.

30 minutes ago, webfact said:

The Thai Immigration Bureau Chief, Lt Gen Surachate Hakparn, has already confirmed that many aspects of the ‘Phoenix’ design and operation were substandard.

He's involved because the Phoenix is to Thai immigration what the Mayflower was to the Pilgrims, yes.

50 minutes ago, webfact said:

celebrate Christmas in Pattaya

Everyday is Christmas in Pattaya. Ask any horny reindeer.

Hmmmmm........911.......that must be the number to call fake police.....No wait!

56 minutes ago, webfact said:

Chinese tourist market now recovered

Almost like a phoenix....rising from the ashes.

Where's TAT going to find that sort of big money? Not unless a Chinese tourist leaves it in the backseat of a taxi.

It's nearly Christmas....was there a stampede of sick buffalos around Western Union?

How about petitioning UNESCO to recognise fishtanks as cultural heritage sites?

16 minutes ago, webfact said:

the less provocative title of “Operation X-Ray Outlaw Foreigner”

Clever, very clever thinking.....promoting that medical hub as well.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

The Siamese fighting fish is set become Thailand’s national marine animal....

It beat the polybag and styrofoam by a narrow margin, I guess.

30 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Why is the face of the tourist (and her T-shirt logo) pixelated, but the taxi driver isn't? 

They must be running out of new tourist faces.

18 minutes ago, webfact said:

The news follows a case of a taxi driver in Bangkok ripping off passengers with a special button to boost the fare. 

And, one case of harakiri while driving a van full of Korean tourists on Bangna-Trad road last week.

5 hours ago, webfact said:

Assets worth more than 471 million baht have been confiscated during the criminal proceeding.

This could be more lucrative than relieving dead friends of their possessions.

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Thai authorities said the woman was there as a tourist.

Visiting the temples?