Pla Simon

So, the judge concluded that the software engineer was superseeded by the advanced operating system of an expert hardware engineer, before worrying he might have contracted a virus... Upon offering the Thai Lady an excuse for her behaviour, embarrassed and lacking requisite language proficiency, her flustered closing statement was "Ich Liebe Dick"...

Just a small package, by the looks of it. Congrats to immigration for nyetting another undesirable....

There was heavy bombing this morning to be heard, and calls to prepare to evacuate again, until about 12:30 - Chong Chom area - quiet now. Maybe something is taking effect - everyone has certainly had a belly full, around here.

Is your impertinence deliberate ? How about an opinion on the topic at hand, rather than offering incendiary and conflationary nonsense ? Logical fallacy only appeals to & finds favour with the similarly obtuse.

Allegedly, the incumbent's reluctance to rock the boat, stems from the fact that his cojones are normally finding abode in the mouths of such young men, easily slipping in through the back door. One in - one out, as it were.

Don't close it - bank accounts are always good to have here, and seem to be becoming harder to get for many. Leave a few quid in there to keep it open, as a fallback. Never a problem with my account, in 20 Years. Their app is convenient, and works well.

Sounds so much better than, ran away like a coward after defecating on his own doorstep...

Plenty of Thais still eating dog - albeit more surreptitiously than before. 15 Years ago in my village - many were eating dog blatently - you could buy a decent sized dog for 200 baht back then. Some were eating the dogs they had raised themselves, as pets . They referred to it as, "Meat from heaven".

What - you stay hard ?

Wouldn't you have ?

Was the man not disabled ? I'm sure he would have exited with a limp.

Yes, and potentially another kick in the balls, for his wife...

Barry does Bangkok - 1979. PG Tips advert voice over - where he met his missus - "It's the taste"...

Probably a bifta - nearest he'll get to a bafta - although he just acted like a tw@ pretty convincingly...

Looks like your adulation of the beak nosed boy wonder has you in a tizz. Anything about myself, is none of your business. Ignorant nonsense ? Here's a little background on your mancrush, for pellucidity :- Educate yourself, then kindly don't get back to me.