Inepto Cracy

Some are yes. Even your domestic animals like cats and dogs can become insulin diabetic. I am a Type 2 Diabetic and have been on daily doses of Insulin since 2003.

Eat healthy, eat only vegetarian food, yea right. Have you noticed how heavy a Cape Buffalo, African Elephant and a Hippopotamus are? Right, they only eat grasses and leaves. Eat vegetarian my .... .

One of my friends saw his doctor the other day and he had to tell her that one of his concerns was that when he looked down at his feet, he could not see his little fella. She looked at him and said, " Diet". His reply was great, he asked her what colour she thought would look good?

Aye being a Scot myself and having worn a kilt since the age of 7, there are two things that need clarification. 1. The cold winds do not blow up under the kilt, that's why we wear them to keep warm. Sometimes we wish we had a cooling breeze. 2. Whats worn under the kilt, my answers are either, if a good young lass asks, I normally say, Mam give me your hand? If a man asks, my answer is, lipstick of course. Lastly, as the true Scots say, 'Tis nae the length nor the breadth that counts, but the squirt.