whaleboneman

So if I had crashed into another car, because someone had placed a paint tin for no reason in the middle of a highway, I should smile ?

Yes. You should smile and say "why did I choose to hit the car when I could have just hit the paint can?"

We're safe in Thailand - no forks.

my neighbour (male) tells me he's afraid when i look him in the eye. no kidding. u gotta love them thais!

Well I must say your eyes are kind of scary.