Ah yes, of course—one Eastern European says “Ni Hao,” and the logical next step is to deport an entire region. What a geopolitical strategy. Maybe toss in a few astrology signs too while we’re at it? Pisces cause trouble too, don’t they? And sure, “farang” is totally harmless... except when it isn’t. But let’s not split hairs—clearly, intent only matters when someone else messes up, right? If solving Thailand’s “problems” were really as simple as blaming foreigners with awkward greetings, we’d have world peace by now and 7-Eleven would never run out of toasties.