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Canadian-Jesse
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Dude
This Turok character always takes offense to everyone's comments about Nintendo and well anything that disagrees with him in general. Get some maturity.
Nintendo is geared towards a younger audience. Just look at the majority of the games. I'm not even a gamer and I know this.
Anyway, I just felt like sharing this obvious information with the world.
Later
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Hah
Yeah I was drunk when I wrote my last posts about keepin' it real and sexy Jesse and all that shizz.
Phuket now!
My lady wants to send me something through the mail but, I'm not staying in places long so I don't know how that'd work?
Does anyone have any idea how long airmail would take? I'll check up with her.
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When I was 19 I certainly wasn't wasting my time telling all and sundry what I was going to do on an internet forum.....
I was out there doing it!
hel_l yeah...................
Sure there wasn,t to much of an internet then............
Yeah I'm in Phuket right now! Patong Beach.
Pff my ego is still massive. I have not even attempted to talk to any Thai girls. I just brush them off when they grab at me and check my pockets.
Oh I could never leave you all.
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Ok, who had Nov 19 in the "How long till Jesse snaps and becomes a cautionary tale?" pool?
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Wow, that sounds a lot like a couple of my nights... except Swedish girls too!I take it Phangan usually has lots of Israeli's? I guess it wasn't too smart of me to put on a Hitler mask these English guys had and start doing the Nazi salute on the beach...
Yeah I actually did that...Tons of Israeli's! Jesus!
Alright well, using the net here is expensive so I'm gonna go out into the rain. Yes, I'm using the net because it's raining...
Alright everyone, g'day and I'm off to eat some curry! I expected the food to be spicier. I actually say to the ladies at every restaurant "I want it Thai hot... hotter then Thai's have it! Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiccy!!!!!!!" It's good but, I still throw in a bowl of chilli's for good measure. I'm a sicko!
Alright, peace out home slices.
Love: Sexy Jesse
ps. Any TV girls looking for a good time?
Hey, he's doing ok! They didn't beat the cr@p out of him so he's ahead of the game.
OK Jesse, you aren't going to get real Thai food in Hadrin. Head up to Thong Sala and eat at the little restaurant up from the pier. It's past the 7-11 (same side) across the street from the "16" supermarket. He has a little glass case out front with big bowls of curries and stuff inside the case. That'll set your taste buds on light!
I'm in Phuket now!
Headed to Krabi then left for Phuket the next day. I'll visit Railay on my way back that way.
Yeah the curry here is much nicer. Mmmm and for everyone saying it is really expensive in Phuket (Patong Beach) everything is cheaper then Haad Rin! There's awesome food stands set up everywhere and last night some Thai girls, whore perhaps
, bought me and my English buds food! Then one of them grabbed my hand and tried to lead me down the street and actually put all of her body weight trying to pull me with her! It was a bit odd.My friend also last night got felt up and then attempted robbed by a ladyboy. Just looked like a boy though. He walked up and grabbed his balls then my friend pushed him away while he put his hand in his pocket and my friend said "<deleted>! You ######!" and the little whore got away with 100 baht.
Phuket is quite full of Germans and old dirty men... aka: Germans.
I am enjoying the street vendors though. ###### is the food yummy. Also last night some cool guys kept feeding us their awesome food! They told us to come back tonight to have more food and beers. Sounds alright.
Later.
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Last I heard he was headed down Koh Phangan way. So, probably he is sitting out front of Cactus hitting on some Israeli girls (watch out for their boyfriends!) and drinking buckets. later on, he'll be searching for his shoes (heres a hint, just take a pair of flip flops --try to pick ones that sorta fit anyway) and then weaving his way back to his bungalow around 5 am.
Wow, that sounds a lot like a couple of my nights... except Swedish girls too!
I take it Phangan usually has lots of Israeli's? I guess it wasn't too smart of me to put on a Hitler mask these English guys had and start doing the Nazi salute on the beach...
Yeah I actually did that...Tons of Israeli's! Jesus!
Alright well, using the net here is expensive so I'm gonna go out into the rain. Yes, I'm using the net because it's raining...
Alright everyone, g'day and I'm off to eat some curry! I expected the food to be spicier. I actually say to the ladies at every restaurant "I want it Thai hot... hotter then Thai's have it! Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiccy!!!!!!!" It's good but, I still throw in a bowl of chilli's for good measure. I'm a sicko!
Alright, peace out home slices.
Love: Sexy Jesse
ps. Any TV girls looking for a good time?
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Wooo bitches!
Keepin'it real, Thailand 2005!
It's great here.
Fullmoon party was quite fun... but all it was, was everynight in Haad Rin on a larger scale.
I ######ed my foot up a little playing some footy. I proved why Canada never makes the WC. Pathetic!
Sadly, over here I don't find myself attracted to any Thai ladies because you never know if they will come with you back home and then all of a sudden ask for payment. That in itself is a major turnoff.
The foreign ladies on the other hand... yeowch! When I first got here it was all Swede's and Israeli's! Swedish girls are gorgeous. ######! Some of them have gorgeous faces but their face doesn't match the body... hah
Alright boys and girls. I hoped you enjoyed my update.
Love: Sexy Jesse
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Wooooo bitches!
Keepin' it real, Thailand 2005!
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is there any action there at 11:48 am? haha
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its a street of girly bars , sit in or sit out and watch the street life there.
its safe , theres no hassle and its good fun.
between sukhumvit soi 23 and asoke road.
asoke underground station , come out at the asoke exit and turn right. walk about 25yards and its on the right. or just ask when you get off the train.
its a 20 minute walk (the walk of shame) from nana entertainment on sukhumvit soi 4.
or take a taxi from kow saan.
i'd say nightime sukhumvit road was a must do for a tourist here.
Safe to bring my bag along? I'm sick and tired of carrying it though...
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youre in thailand , the second day (or is it the first) , and you seem to be spending all your time on a web forum talking to g0d knows who when you should be out there seeing and doing.
it just doesnt make any sense.
get out there , p1ss off , and enjoy yourself.
Hah!!! I came on to check my mail and such 'cause I just checked out of my hotel. The main reason I'm sitting here is because I don't know where to put my bags while I wait for the bus to Phangan. The lady said I can drop them off there but I don't know if I should trust her?
Now what's soi cowboy and where is it? I want to go have some fun. I walked all around the blocks, it was cool.
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Ahaha but if they are serious about it they get it cracked.
I was looking at the girls yesterday to see if she had one 'cause she was embarassed about her voice 'cause she lost it the night before. She said to her friends that I must think she's a lady-boy haha.
I did at first so I was about to scat but, she was def. not a boy when I looked closely at her neck and when she showed her ID at the club it was a girl.
As for hot water... I changed my mind. I don't need it! The air is hot that showers are nice and refreshing. Ahhh!
What's soi cowboy? What's there?
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oh dear !!
What? lol
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I bought myself a bottle for New Years last year. It's good stuff.
Get the stuff with high amounts of wormwood.
It's www.seborabsinth.com
Absinth, that's the stuff.
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Good to hear Those "insta-dreads" are horrible. Don't forget to wear shoes, I hate seeing all these farang walking around town without shoes on. Not only does it look low-class but it is a sure-fire way to get glass in your feet.
Heeey you're at Koh Phangan? We should go for a beer when I get there tomorrow! I leave at 6 tonight... grr
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I agree! I'm sitting in an internet cafe in the Siam Oriental Inn on Khao San!
I'm freaking out here... holy ######.
I've never tried it, but I've heard from others that if you smoke a little marijuana, it is very relaxing and should help to calm your mind.
Oh really? I've never tried that before. I don't pollute my body. My body is a temple.
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It has not happened... yet! My second day...
Saleen where are you?
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jesse , welcome to bangkok , you will enjoy it all here , just give it a few days , and before you rush of to the islands , spend a few days exploring bangkok , it really is a wonderful city , just wander around.
spend the days doing the regular tourist things that are advertised all over , they are not so bad. in fact they are pretty good , you dont need tours , go by yourself , the grand palace , boat ride up and down the river or through the canals , wander round some of the larger temples mentioned in the guide books , for a newcomer they are fabulously atmospheric places , go and walk around in chinatown , walk around one of the parks after 4pm when they start filling up with thais , just walk about and explore the place. its safe. its also safe to eat local food off the carts , most of it is pretty good.
watch your pockets in crowds and take no notice of touts or tuk tuk drivers offering you stuff. they can spot the newbie a mile away.
take a wander around mah boon krong shopping mall , its low priced and thronged with people , its an experience in itself.
in the evenings you can hit the bar areas if you are so inclined , you should take a look at them anyway , just so as you know what they are like . use kaw saan road as your base only, dont waste too much time there.
if you go to the islands (samui or phangan , take a train rather than a bus , its a better trip by train )
if you want to see more of thailand then train it to phangan but stop off for a day or two each at hua hin , prachuap , and chumpon. they are all beach towns on the way down to samui , each with its own character , they are all small towns , the train station is close to the centre of the towns , accommodation easy to find and you will get off the dreadlock trail for a few days. some nice islands accessible from chumpon.
Omg again. I wrote a reply and it got deleted rawr!!!
Okay I bought my ticket from Mama Tour for 450b which doesn't seem suspiciously cheap to me in the least and it's by bus then boat... I did that before I read these entries!
On the way back up North after I finish exploring the South I'll for sure train it up and check the sites.
I'm actually on my way to check the city's sites out right after I finish with emails and shiz. I'll come back a little more Thai experienced and then check out the nightlife in other parts of the city and hopefully have some people I know to go to bars and such with 'cause bar hopping alone is lame.
Yeah, I've been cynical with everything. Some little fuking girl yesterday tried putting her hand in my pocket! I was standing around with some other farangs and she was right next to me and I'm constantly checking my pockets, it's a habit from back home to make sure I didn't drop anything but works great here for pickers, and I felt her hand at the opening of my pocket! Fuking cheeky bugger.
Man the kids are hella annoying. They all crowd around you trying to get you to buy flowers and then some amputee kid was showing me his war amp, pointing to it and then he'd do some really fuked freak out dance and jump around! I noticed that there's kids wandering the streets at 2 am! Little kids no older then 5!
Also, I keep my wallet/passport/money all in a zipper pocket or a button pocket and I always keep my hand inside the pocket I have my digi cam in.
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Go to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy for a few singhas!!!
Go for a Soapie that should relax you a bit!!
(no particular order)
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Hey Jess you must be up late jus seen you reading your thread did you have a good night?
Oh <deleted>... I had typed a nice long reply detailing my night and then it logged me out and now I can't retrieve it!
Anyway I went out met a couple Thai girls 24/25 both spoke okay english whilst the other spoke fairly good english because she wants to be a teacher and does some teaching now. She paid for my beer and my meal! I was thinking about my lady the whole time because I ordered fruit and got my babe's favourite fruit... watermelon. So I hung out for a bit then departed from the duo with a handshake and a casual "Maybe I'll see ya around"
Man I went to bed and now I'm awake 5 hours later... it's weird that I hardly slept!
Today I'm going to look for a better hotel and actually look inside the rooms before making a purchase. Last night I just wanted to change out of my clothes and take a load off.
I'll find somewhere I prefer and then I'm going to find a reputable travel agent because I think I'm going to head to Koh Pha Ngan. I want some beach!
Take Brit's advice and go for a soapy, and if you ask for a happy ending, I'm sure it will take a "load off".
Sorry, I've never been one to try out things I don't know what they are but assume it's nothing I'd want.
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I agree! I'm sitting in an internet cafe in the Siam Oriental Inn on Khao San!
I'm freaking out here... holy ######.
Why are you freaking out?
Just grab a beer, sit at an outside table and watch the show for a bit......Then go and get some rest, when you wake up get the hel_l outts BKK and go to somwehre a little smaller until you adjust (say like Cha Am - Hua Hin where they have a beach) and relax man!!
Yes! Exactly what I was thinking! You TV people give the best advice. Hugs around the table.
It's just really overwhelming. I'm trying to take this all in at once and such, ya know? I met some people on the plane that were coming to Khao San Road for a week but they were really hippyish and I found them to be extremelly cold shouldered so ###### 'em. I was even going to offer to share a taxi with those hobos.
Ya, I'm going to head to Koh Pha Ngan as soon as I find a travel agent that won't gas me in my seat and rob me
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Go to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy for a few singhas!!!
Go for a Soapie that should relax you a bit!!
(no particular order)
oh dear
Hey Jess you must be up late jus seen you reading your thread did you have a good night?
Oh <deleted>... I had typed a nice long reply detailing my night and then it logged me out and now I can't retrieve it!
Anyway I went out met a couple Thai girls 24/25 both spoke okay english whilst the other spoke fairly good english because she wants to be a teacher and does some teaching now. She paid for my beer and my meal! I was thinking about my lady the whole time because I ordered fruit and got my babe's favourite fruit... watermelon. So I hung out for a bit then departed from the duo with a handshake and a casual "Maybe I'll see ya around"
Man I went to bed and now I'm awake 5 hours later... it's weird that I hardly slept!
Today I'm going to look for a better hotel and actually look inside the rooms before making a purchase. Last night I just wanted to change out of my clothes and take a load off.
I'll find somewhere I prefer and then I'm going to find a reputable travel agent because I think I'm going to head to Koh Pha Ngan. I want some beach!
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Hah I didn't sew it on and I'd never wear pj pants or do what all the other lame saps do and get 'dreads' haha
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The middle of Khao San? It has a big ass sign!
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And Jesse has arrived!
Get yourself out to some bars and meet some likeminded people. As much as a lot of people slag it off, Khao San is a good place to start to meet other people in the same situation as you. Get some beers down you. I've always found Gullivers to be okay.
Ahh where is that? I dunno what to doo ahhh I'm actually a bit freaked and they say don't leave values in the room and they supply a free safety box but you need your own key! <deleted>?!
go to Gulivers you'll be ok!
At the oppostie end of Khao san road to burger king.
I know your gonna go to burger king now, so don't do it! Stay with the thai stuff much nicer!
GOOD LUCK
Ha I dislike BK
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Relax and take a deep breath matey. Chill back go and get yourself a beer, and play a few games of pool, go and chat to the ladies. You dont have to sleep with them, just buy them a few drinks and a couple of games of pool. If you are really struggling to sleep, go to a pharmacy and buy yourself some valium.
Most of all though go out and enjoy the time you have
*Inhales deeeply*
Oh man... this is weird.
Nana plaza?
Essential Tips For The Newbie
in Thailand Travel Forum
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Very good advice.
I'm not at all trying to sound arrogant or like I know all but, I knew that much already but, I really do appreciate it because it's people like you that make the travelling process that much easier
As for toilets!
Gah it's a disgrace they charge! I think that's just horrible.