Happy Days xx

Hi, I take it they are long gone now?  Regards John

21 hours ago, MickTurator said:

Only if they were married before the birth.

I fell foul of that law and it has plagued me and my daughter for the rest of our lives.

That's not correct.  My son of 19 months has a GB (&Thai) passport and I am not yet married to his mother.

He will be 777 when he gets out... that's no fun (if he lives that long!)

Strange nobody here as mentioned ... " where has his 300M THB in money and assets gone??!!"

1 minute ago, Sandy Freckle said:

Crikey..., how many times have I heard that exclamation ?
ahem..., none..., so far.
But seriously..., by rights 'it' should have been like...., wait for it....,

 " like waving a kipper in a barrel ! "

Or to be more precise... in this case... a barrel in a kipper!

Just now, Happy Days xx said:

 

Looks like they already have experienced a "Happy Ending" massage... good on you boys!

 

 

Confucius he says "Man with hand in pocket... feel cocky all day!"

19 hours ago, tukkytuktuk said:

Well as long as there's somewhere to park your buggy and meet up with a good friend I'm sure thinking about retiring in Thailand. If anyone else can advise me on where I could stay, I would be most thankful. Does it get cold in the cool season, I wonder, must I bring a cardigan or two over as well. Okay I think that's it, time for my afternoon nap.

 

Looks like they already have experienced a "Happy Ending" massage... good on you boys!

 

 

2 hours ago, DMC1 said:

Yes, you never heard the old farming saying? Live by the grassy turf, die by the grassy turf?!

Sod that!

Some people not reading the report... "suspected boiler room dealings"  - someone should explain as I don't have the time right now... got a boiler to stoke... the REGULAR type !!

7 hours ago, berybert said:

Will have to pay out a lot of Baht if they are going to curry favour with the RTP.

...a LOT of curry... too hot to think about! 

I mean " happy ending " gosh, who doesn't like a bit of a happy ending in this, hard at times and unbearable life?

where is the harm here? it's a win, win and more win all around, and the pious and righties, prudish moral

guardians of this country stands on the hind legs, and they expect us to believe that those so moral defenders

don't have a mia noi or gik on the side?,,,,,

When will any of you get it into your thick heads that it's those of us who don't use prostitution have very in the way of recreational outlets here for the simple fact that laying on one's back for 5 minutes for all and sundry is a gift to the inherently lazy bloody Thai. Nothing to do with piety and 'rightyness', whatever the hell that is.

You might want to get off your high horse, before you fall off.

... and on to your back... and some lady offers you a welcomed 'me quam suk... set lao!!

Crime suppression police...........in the lawless province=somebody is not doing their job

revenge for son's murder ha.......i like that!.......war weapon/snipe the father........But i still don't think he's the no1 hitman in thailand

Good to see someone organised in Thailand.

... can do the job once to satisfaction, and then repeat the same task, over and over, to the same standard

... this is unheard of in Thailand!!

He should get at least a 'work ethic' award to compliment his death sentence!

Good to see someone organised in Thailand.

... can do the job once to satisfaction, and then repeat the same task, over and over, to the same standard

... this is unheard of in Thailand!!

He should get at least a 'work ethic' award to compliment his death sentence!

I can afford another marriage... but not another divorce.... god bless cheap sex!!

Let's hope this story has a 'happy ending.'

x

Thank you all for your input

I met this girl myself. Always been totally loyal to me...

Oi!... don't believe this guy... she said she loved me as he has only a small 'todger'! Honest Indian.

God bless Thailand and all who sail on (or in) her....PS... may you not sink.

Sounds like the Ex wife.

Shes probably spending the money on you what she stole from me.

Tell her to sling her hook and buy another one.

... or you could just go to the doctor and get him to prescribe you Viagra and Prosac

... so if you don't get a <deleted>, you won't give a <deleted>!

Hello all... many good comments here, and it seems the problem and answer both lies within you.

If, honestly, (and only you know) you have a 'difficult' history with past relationships, they don't expect any to work for you.

There is no PERFECT relationship... just a perfect state of compromise.

One thing I must add, is that i don't think you can dismiss someone totally if they sleep with you on the first night.

There are some charismatic males out there ("I know.. I is one"... as they say !!!).

Just as one thinks no decent woman would do this, also many ladies (from around the world) with a chequered past know that if they play 'hard to get' it comes over better even though they may ultimately be found to be the biggest players!

Our French friend may be packing one hell of an Eiffel Tower... which she found impossible to resist!

Good Luck

• Hello, you don't say if you and your partner are married?

I will be in a similar position in January.

I am not (yet) married to my partner.

Will I be able to get a UK passport for my 'son' issued in Thailand without problem, or will the baby have to have a Thai passport?

I wish to travel to Uk with my partner and baby next May.

Previously my partner has obtained two x 6 months visas, but I would like to get her a 1 or 2 year this time.

We will only stay for 4 weeks, as our lives are fixed permanently here in Thailand, but with wanting to take the baby, would the visa department be suspicious that we may overstay (which definitely won't be the case)?

If you apply for a 1 year or 2 year visa, and they do not want to grant this, can they grant but downgrade to say a 6 month one? Or do you have to reapply?

Many thanks for any input provided

Hey guys... did you ever stop to think that the Norwegian just could not a-fjord to get home?!

Drugs are dangerous!

I snorted Coke once and was rushed to hospital....

.... I got the bottle stuck up my nose!!

... BOOM BOOM!!

Q... if a turkey's been shot... does someone suspect 'fowl play'?

....alot of ladyboys looking for a g0bble!!

... as KFC's Colonel Tom would surely have said... "finger-lickin' good!"