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roo860

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  1. This has be proven to be a lie. The prophet, peace be upon him, tripped over a tree stump and fell into said goat.
  2. Did you know, people in Iran have a fear of spiders ????️ In Iraq no phobia. (My coat is on)
  3. Check out the Indian carriers, unbelievable what they bring on board.
  4. A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, flummoxed, speechless, perplexed, and gobsmacked. Meanwhile, those waiting for the shipment were at a loss for words.
  5. Man was having sex with a really fat woman, the man climbs on top of her. "Can I turn the light off?" he asks. "Why?" she replies, "do you find me repulsive?" "No," he says, "it's burning my arse...
  6. What are those on the right handside of the egg?
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