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roo860

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  1. A bloke knocked on my door this morning and said, "Could you spare 5 minutes to do an opinion poll"..... I replied, "Sorry mate, my opinion isn't in at the moment, she's down the shops"....
  2. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon, grabs the bartender by the scruff of his neck, looks him dead in the eyes and says... "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
  3. How to get stoned without lighting up
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