I went to the doctors and he said "What's the problem?"
I said "I keep thinking I'm a dog"
"How long have you thought this for?" he said
"Ever since I was a puppy"
"Sit on the couch we will talk about it" he said
"I'm not allowed on the furniture".
No collar.
Found this poor guy eating a dead rabbit on side of road.
He's a little snappy struggled getting him into my car think it’s some kind of husky..…………..Please share this so we can find his owners.
A bloke knocked on my door this morning and said, "Could you spare 5 minutes to do an opinion poll".....
I replied, "Sorry mate, my opinion isn't in at the moment, she's down the shops"....
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon, grabs the bartender by the scruff of his neck, looks him dead in the eyes and says...
"I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."