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roo860

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  1. You'd of thought she'd have given the stairs a lick of paint.
  2. I line mine with baking paper, easy, just throw the paper away.
  3. You'd get a kick up the <deleted> from the PTT's for slacking when I was in my training Regiment.
  4. Bloody hell, didn't realise Jason Bourne was a member of this forum!!
  5. https://www.turbulenttimes.co.uk/news/front-page/immigration-a-black-day/
  6. Have no interest in getting into some p!ssing contest about bread or chips, I'll stick with what works for me.
  7. YouTube video, loads of em.
  8. I bought Tefal 5L, 1,990bt. Cook whole chickens, also make my own bread. Useful piece of kit.
  9. Just walkway, don't bother with the other 2.
  10. MERRY CHRISTMAS???? It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. By noon it all melted Moral: There is no moral to this story. It all happened because of snowflakes ????
  11. Where can a get the cheapest pizza in Chiang Mai? Oops wrong thread, but same nonsense.
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