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A man was working in the garden and his wife was about to take a shower. He realized that he couldn't find the rake.. and yelled up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear and she shouted back, "What?" He pointed to his eye, and then pointed to his knee and made a raking motion. his wife wasn't sure and said "What?" He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake" His wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell IHe could even come close to that one. Exasperated, He went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?" She replies: "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" !!!????

If he had a way of sending them overseas, or just over neighbouring borders, easier option.

Brilliant ????????????????

Same thing!????

I've never been in the back of a taxi with a Thai business man, fortunately.

There's CCTV footage, totally destroyed the bike, debris everywhere.

Just seen the world Cup draw and Ethiopa have got Hungary, they wanted Turkey ????

So in India mugging and pick pocketing is rife?

Did mine yesterday, posted to UK address.

Is it a takeaway?

Legend

I've just spat my brew all over my wife laughing at that!!!!????????????????