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roo860

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  1. Night skydive when visiting Zephyrhills Skydiving Centre in Florida, 14,000ft, cars formed a circle with the headlights on so we could spot the LZ, pretty exciting.
  2. Born on this day 1942 Rock guitar legend Jimi Hendrix
  3. A married Irishman went to confession and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.” You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put €50 in the poor box." The Irishman left the confession box, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the €50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
  4. My mate had a pet crow when we were at school, sat outside the school all day till home time, used to grab on the windscreen wipers of his dad's car, till his dad turned them on!++++
  5. Ridiculous reply, you go around checking if people have moved their bowels? Weird.
  6. 'The hostel owner told Channel 3 that the thieves sometimes worked alone and sometimes in pairs.' Bit like the shoes! 🤣🤣
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