Thakkar

Reason # 11:

A sub is huge, hard-as-steel phallic symbol, and the military needs more phallus, dammit.

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That's pretty good, but I think my reason # 11 is better. The subs will look really good/impressive parked next to the aircraft carrier.

Reason #12

Sailors need to do it deeper.

Reason #13

Weeks of clammy, close-quartered living with other men is why I joined the navy.

Reason #14

Seamen need to dive.

Reason # 11:

A sub is huge, hard-as-steel phallic symbol, and the military needs more phallus, dammit.

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Seeing the toppling itself is nicer still.

A nice OP followed by four negative ones. One can only hope that you topple as a form of poetic justice.

While I don't hope that anyone has an accident, I think you'll see that this sort of 1 positive post followed by several negatives are the norm in ThaiVisa. Some people just don't like others to be happy.

When ever this happens (which is rather often,) it reminds me of the classic Van Beuren cartoon of the mid '30's called "The Sunshine Makers."

It's well worth the few minutes to watch it. You'll see what I mean.

Nice.

But all that sunshine bombing near the end kind of reminded me of the U.S. bombing democracy into North Vietnam.

How's that for finding something negative in a positive post?

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From the headline, you'd think the police were investigating the accusation. Upon reading the whole article, one sees that the police are in fact investigating the accusers!

Phew! That restores my minimal faith in the police.

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It was a "cry for help"--with the cry reported a day in advance to police, and again by text to her ex. Investigators should check if, in addition, she'd also posted a fb update and tweeted her intentions. Yes, I'm being facetious. I'm sorry I can't be more sympathetic. To me, the signs are that she's a drama queen.

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is the kid saying 'I'm going to pee on your lap one more time'?

Judging by the Good General's expression, the kid could be asking, "General, is that a gun in your pocket?"

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Good job they pointed to the cracks, or you wouldn't notice them

Roads are like relationships. When the cracks appear, people point and say, "that relationship is broken"

Please buy my book: Inappropriate Analogies--Apples and Oranges, Are They Really so

Different?

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bring back Charlies Fish and Chips now that was a dinning experience.

Fish & Chips is to "Dining Experience" like a quickie handjob in a car is to love making in a king size bed.

Though I do do love the occasional fish & chips.

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You can eat fish & chips in the car at the same time. Not allowed in king sized bed

I call that Special Date Night. Splurging out on pay day. In more ways than one.

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bring back Charlies Fish and Chips now that was a dinning experience.

Fish & Chips is to "Dining Experience" like a quickie handjob in a car is to love making in a king size bed.

Though I do do love the occasional fish & chips.

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"Although Thailands navy has maintained a submarine division, it has lacked a single vessel for the last 63 years."

Thailand's airforce also has an Space Alien Defence Division (or SADD) and has put in an early application to buy flying saucers, Lightsabers and transporter beams.

"We have space resources to protect," insisted an airforce spokesperson.

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Just how many and how often young woman are under influence of different drugs just for social purposes. ..

Some just counting on better life by getting closer to better life...

No one knows how they change their mind of events from the past.

This days even to pay for the sex could be risky...Anyone can be accused of wrong doing later.

Why "victims" often wait so long if they feel abused???

Why there is so often in courts when comes to settlement every sixth case is based on child molesting etc....???

When things comes to money ugly things start to appear. ..

I think era of being a single suits best for the male....but still not safe...

Here's a tip. If you are so socially clueless and inept that you don't know the difference between consensual sex and non consensual sex, then, when in doubt, do without.

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I had a framed photo of the good general. But the frame broke so I carefully removed the photo and placed it in an album. Will I now be arrested for deframing the PM?

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The headline is misleading and the story is a waste of time. There was no rampage. Could TV please mark Coconuts stories by name so that I only click on them when I've had a few drinks first. please?

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Presumption of innocence and privacy are the underpinnings of democracy--a democracy that the government is supposedly defending against the terrorists.

If Democracy is compromised by the loss of privacy, the terrorists have already won, no matter how many bad guys all that spying helps you kill.

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Shows that Britain is still ruled by the same bs mentality that transported poor citizens across the world while the wealthy plundered their way through the rest of the world. And what's amazing is seeing people on Thai visa condone it Unbelievable ! His crimes weren't that bloody serious. Brits bash and rob each other every day of the week <deleted> ! It's part of the culture ! Wake up you Brit butt lickers you are ruled and played like pawns by Etonites and they would toss you to the lions too without a second thought. Stand up for what is right for once !

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While the law allows them to deport the man, the government could have chosen to act with compassion rather than break up a family and leave a child to grow up without his father.

The government's callousness that is being gleefully applauded by the TV members here is the same callousness TV'rs decry when their pensions are cut. Being white and born in Britain doesn't protect you from a heartless elite.

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Oh, Lordy, Nooos!

Ample parking, strong aircon, efficient queue system. Now when I'm sitting there with my peers, what ARE we going to whine about??

Just kidding, we'll think of something.

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The health benefits of eggs aren't all that they're cracked up to be.

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That's nearly as bad a yoke as mine!

Hey! You're not allowed to play this game. But tell ya what, omelet this transgression slide.

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Nothing wrong with illegal Mexicans. They are taking jobs nobody wants. And they do pay taxes, every time they buy something or when they fill their tanks with gas. The income tax that they don't pay is insignificant considering the wages they receive. Those taxes are supposed to be deducted by the employers, anyway. We need to send home the illegal Canadians, who are taking the high paying Corporate jobs, and the Indians who have invaded the technology industry both of whom are shipping dollars out of the country in large amounts. The Latinos? By the time the are done paying for basics, there are few enough dollars left for exporting.

Yeah, let's have immigrants, but only if we can exploit the heck outta them.

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Finally there's a man that speaks up his mined and the truth, tell it the way it's really is,

Trump don't give a hoot for being PC madness (politically correct ) and a fake liberal just to

win votes, and yes, the Mexican in the US are a huge problem, on every imaginary level,

on the other hand, commerce will grind to a hold had not been for the Mexican's cheap labor....

Here's what Trump said:

"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists."

You agree with and applaud that, adding, "yes, the Mexican in the US are a huge problem, on every imaginary level"

But then you go on to say:

"commerce will grind to a hold had not been for the Mexican's cheap labor...."

So, these criminals and rapists are willing to work hard for low paying thus essentially propping up the U.S. economy.

Do you even hear the cognitive dissonance rattling around in that brain of yours?

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The health benefits of eggs aren't all that they're cracked up to be.

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Wait, the university wanted to NOT trust with their money a bank that hired the best graduates from the best institutions, but would rather place their money with a bank that hired mediocre people? That right there should be enough for the bank to rest its case.

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"Chris Christie launched his 2016 campaign for president Tuesday with a promise to tell voters the truth even if it makes them cringe."

Well, he's already made me cringe. Is that a cameltoe?

How long is a piece of string.

I'll tell you how long is a piece of string:

It is this long.

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Lordy, if this opens the door to people marrying farm animals, I'm moving to New Zealand. No, wait...

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you have to ask who was stupid enough to buy them..

Don't know about the people who placed the orders for the machines, but the taxpayers were certainly fooled. And the grunts who relied on the machines to do their jobs.

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