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Two old Jewish friends meet on the street.

Abie says to Hymie "Hymie, have I got a bargain for you!

I can let you have an elephant for 600 shekels!"

Hymie replies "Abie, are you crazy? I live in a 21st floor condominium - where am I going to keep an elephant?"

So Abie then says "OK, OK, how about TWO elephants for 1,000 shekels?"

And Hymie says "Ah, now you're talking!"

Shalom Best iv read for years ,

lot people loos the brain when they get to bangkok airport ,spend all the life saving on Miss Sweet thailand ,but to buy Elephant is going little to fare ,take trip to europe get back to normal

i did not know Facebook is now in control of thailand ,so if i have problem i post it on Facebook at it gets sorted ? ,so i don't need to call the police anymore ,has the country gone mad or just people that live there

do people really take there passport out at night \\\\\\\\\when going to few bars

Another discrimination.

I guess more parcels with drugs are sent by Thai than by foreigners.

Reminds me on the report some time ago in Chiangmai that police have to watch foreigners for dangerous driving

- as if it were not the Thai drivers who need that extra care

Why do you feel it is discriminatory? Thais are required to carry ID cards and foreigner are required to carry a copy of their passport details. Not too much of a problem really?.

driving a scooter is the middle norm in most countries ,take up same space as a car ,

good luck ,kids love a trip

Why do you hope they catch the rapist and throw away the key? You know that is not going to happen here as you stated. Is that not your Judaeo-Christian upbringing speaking? Are you not looking down on Thailand's judicial and value systems?

CB

what judicial systems , do the crime ,pay the money ,of you go ,i think its very good system ,shame they don't do that around the world

did the britsh deal in boat people ,i feel they went from africa to Bristol then on to america ,sure the conditions where not to good for them ,not lot has changed in the world

get fit lady

It looks crap. Its neither here nor there. Toyota please dont try to make a truck look like an American market truck. If we want that, we'll just buy a Tundra. The interior is terrible and whats with that huge stupid screen?

so you can watch tv when driving of course ,plus talk on your phone via skyp ,has got bar as well

join the club work all your life and loose everything in thailand

try eating south france ,that be cheap ,why do thais have to work for nothing ?

i had friend who imported pianos to saudi arabia ,one day he got call from the port they are leaking ,need connections in life ,pianos you had to buy box ,12 in a box

Your son is being scammed....tell him to get the hell away from the "goldiggers"...in other words....run........!!!

may find better wife in africa

YES he is being rolled ,seen this before ,he should go back to his own county ,just find nomal girl who ask for nothing ,when you 65 + and fancy young bird and you got the money for sure pay for it ,but when your young always free in my life ,yes now sorry to say i am 65+ ,but got 60 years free

so the army don't know what the army is doing and the pissing about with the IDF

soon there be no fish problem solved ,thats no just thailand ,in my life fish was so cheap ,look at the prices today in the west

arabs are also not black go to Israel look Ethiopian Jews look quite good ,ladies look lot better than the young fat thai ladies i see these days , how thailand has changed over the years

your lucky she did not ask for gold /motor scooter/car /land and house ,in that order ,maybe on the second date

I would have made a quick exit as the spoon feeding started...........You ever see a Thai bird "feed" a Thai bloke...?

YES many times

small village in rural england ,had a old gay black jewish man living near me ,mother jewish german ,farther black ,everybody loved him and his little white man

iv never made any money going to work