Thechook

No probs in Australia 

Wow he was really moving up the ranks fast, 19 and already a major general.

I've never seen a female officer out on patrol in Thailand 

22 hours ago, AlexRRR said:

Friday funnies on Thursday......

 

4 rounds in and Saints on top......someone is floating on air over there in the Fitzroy bottle shop...

 

Cats jump 6 places to 13 and Hawks new cellar dwellers....

 

All games in Adelaide so for most teams home ground is out the window...

 

Crows vs Blues......a nice one......Voss in familiar territory, here we go here we go...chance for the blues to cement them selves feet first in concrete...the building of a tower.....lay the foundations and remince about the good old days......its thursday night were out and and about im walking you home lala la....LRB for you who dont know...

 

Freo vs the Suns....im bitterly disappointed in Dewie....glad we ended up with Simon now...going no where fast....Love is a Battle ground for both....Yello Submarine for Freo...going down...

 

Tigers vs Swans.....gees how the brave have fallen....Tigers a bit like Wagner just throwing them in....untrained un everything, collecting them from the VFL and jails Swans on the other hand now have the GF blues....hit with injuries again....Were to now St Peter...Flash and the Pan...

 

Lions vs pet food Roos.....honeymoon is over for Clarkson and once glamour boy Todd Viney, better than Jack his son and way better looking to when a lad in the number 12....silky smooth centre

man mid use to kick a mile too....too bad hes 50 now North could have used him this weekend....Live and Let die....Wings....

 

Bombers vs Melbourne.....high flyers red and black feeling loved once again....Sheedy on the outer no one listens to him now.....Demons coming off a gruelling WA visit, cant play away and were away again....struggling..never seen so many players just going through the motions...sure they fell over the line but boy ho boy few are in form...had a quick look at who we play this season and the gods are smiling at us...should be able to mask the poor form for most of the year....Slackly Hunter....my god, kicks dont penetrate shoots them all over the place cant kick more than 30m looks like a Bedouin on that that wing, hardly ever in the right place.....and insulting us with wearing the number 12....Todd Viney's number and after that bad boy Colin Silvia, at least Colin was when he turned up a match winner...also a long accurate raking kicker like Todd....Demons going backwards with Hunter in the team men...Stoned Immaculate....Jim Morrison...

 

Port vs Dogs in a ripper....."No Where Man" the Beatles......that about sums up my review on this game....

 

Cats vs Eagles.....well it's lucky they dont make pet food out of Eagles....finding there feet......purrrrrrrr...

5 to 1 The Doors....

 

GWS vs Hawks...."Let it Bleed" Stones....and bleed some more Mitchell will.....sure they will throw the baby and the bath water at this game after last weeks effort but everyones been expecting the Cats to turn up for a while now and when they did they were going to massacre someone...

 

Pies vs Saints......wow.....Class up against adrenaline...."Jane Says" Janes Addiction...love this song...well Jane says .........im done with Sergio, he treats me like a rag doll.......Try again tomorrow....im gonna kick ( the ball) tomorrow....Jane says...have you seen my wig around, i feel naked with out it...if the Saints win im changing teams....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Carlton bottleshop

Seriously, who?

Sandringham still undefeated who would've guessed?  Big test next week against Collingwood 

Geez just when you thought it couldn't get any worse for the saints.  Capt Jack Steele added to the long injury list.  Out for 4 to 6 weeks with a broken collarbone.  There is going to be nobody left they way it is going.

20 hours ago, TimeMachine said:

Might as well give Collingwood the Premiership trophy now. They are skilled up and look unbeatable.

 

Tigers off to a good start.  Should win.

Sandringham zebras have much better percentage and sit on top of the AFL ladder undefeated.

Let me get this right, so my wife is fake and these a are the genuine real wives.  What exactly makes these wives more realistic than the millions of others around the world who cook, clean and raise children?

Sad and I feel for his family.  Been out on the turps, no helmet, on the phone and probably unlicensed and no travel insurance.  If he had insurance then that would be void if he was unlicensed or over the alcohol limit.

Thailand Mob has been regenerated for the tipping comp.  All the usual suspects have been sent an invitation so check your email.

Those that haven't played before and wish to join, reach out for the link.

2 weeks to go before the bounce.

10 hours ago, Mr Meeseeks said:

Dual citizenship is not allowed under Thai law I believe.

My wife and son are dual citizens 

Was he allowed breaks

How can you protect something that you can't find.  The authorities have been searching for the elusive sex worker for years without luck.

I actually thought the idea of tourism was to make money 

2 hours ago, still kicking said:

Well put it that way if all western invention was to be pulled out of Thailand, they would not even have the toilet roll on the restaurants table 

I have never understood the concept of having toilet paper on the dinning table. My wife insists on a roll loo paper even tho we have napkins available 

And when thais are in places like Australia the are free to operate any business they like and own land and see it as their right.   They even see Australians as farangs in Australia.

They are very elusive in Thailand, difficult to find.  It's not as if they are on the streets or hanging in bars complimenting customers on their appearance 

Sorry but have to say, never heard of him.  Guess I move in different circles.