Duncan Donut

No Woman, No Kai...

wonder why they blurred out his face?

Coz that's what a man who has 'lost face' looks like.

The last survey I had was back in England.....A woman with a clipboard stopped me and asked if I'd participate .

I told her----"This country's going to the dogs," . "Bloody immigrants! Poles, blacks, bloody Chinese, and now Bulgarians. Do you know there's eighteen different languages spoken in my daughter's school. There's one kid from Moldova. I mean, where the f*k*'s Moldova? It's not on you know. Something got to change it all."

"Okay...well..back to the survey," she said. "Can you believe it's not butter?"............................

I got stopped by a woman with a clipboard asking "What products do you use for grooming?". She was a bit taken aback when I replied "Facebook".

I was once bitten on the ass by a German Shepherd. But he apologized afterwards, and even introduced me to his dog.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.

Rename him to Advent as his days are numbered.....

What's wrong with continuing to use Elephants?

Even if it's only temporary, he should know better than to appoint the deputy…the deputy usually comes highly recommended by himself and the outgoing director, the first because he thinks he will be able to do the job, and the second because he knows he will not.

In the past, I've dug a small hole nearby my front door, and buried an 'emergency' key, e.g. 5 paces forward from the door, and 5 paces to the right. Also, in a car accessory shop, I bought a small plastic box with an incredibly strong magnet....it was designed for storing a spare car-key underneath your car, and it worked a treat.

They have copied the 'halo effect' photo opp. pose.

First used, I believe, by the White House (or Pentagon) impressively framing the benevolent countenance of the dear leader with the seal of his 'authorithai' providing a saintly halo backdrop.

Oh, and how could you not believe those puppy-soft eyes!

My mate, Go Ogle, says that when gold is seen in the aura, it indicates a connection with ascended beings from the higher planes. So maybe Russian helicopter pilots?

Ah, it's that 'touching cloth' smile again.....

Ah, it's Benjamin Button!

Sameasiteverwas.....

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/911313-pattaya-v-hua-hin/#entry10657996

Ten-to-a-room is all the rage in minimalist Feng Shui, dontchaknow! Lumpini Police named some of the ten-ants as Mohammed Al-Befukced, Mohammed Al-Abama, Barak Al-Obama, Tony Bliar, Yosser Arafat, Chris P. Bacon, Ivor Gonadov, Mike Rotch, Dr G. Spot, Mark E. De Sade, P. D. Phile, Ivan Itchianus, Hugh Jass, R. Sole, P. Inthasink, Armitage Shankswank, Neil Down, D.P. Throat, Ivan Hart-Transplant, Al-Cohol, Chuck U. Farley, and twins Paul Mc Kecksdown and Phil Mc Crevice.

I've just watched a documentary about children being beaten and abused in Vietnamese sweatshops. Looking at the quality of stitching on my running shoes, the little buggers deserve it!

Heading south..do a job n hurry back up north....well,that confirms my thai friends conspiracy theory about certain official group fanning the fire in the south in order to increase the clandestine sales of arms to Southern rebels

I expect Goofy1, Dumbo1, and Pluto1 were already taken.....

I have a neighbour who was born and bred in Moscow, but thankfully he has made a marvellous recovery.

It’s a big ask……the Leicester City soccer players were promised a trip to Bankcock for yet more naked marketing…..someone has to pay for that trip, and it's not coming from the owner's savings in Panama, so the witless tourists will automagically pay…..inyaface!

I'll see your 76,000 and raise you 200,000......

Bike for Dad?

Afterwards, will Paul go back to wheeling-in the science equipment in schools?

I'd rather see good spray art/intelligent graffiti than the dull corporate liveries/commercials on public transport we are subjected to.

Agreed, Skytrain should lighten-up and take a lesson from the amazing artwork on coaches, e.g. by Mee Saeng Bus Body

Say what you want about the deaf.....

Affirmative!

Pattaya One reports the killing occurred in a 'Beer Bar', whereas the Kuwait Times states a 'Café'…..both cannot be correct. The Q8 Times states the victim was a "moral guidance officer"…..did his job description include flapping his gums about virtuous conduct at 4am in a Beer Bar?