Duncan Donut

My resident family relative threw away a whole lot of uneaten food down the toilet and plugged up the toilet.

So there I was trying to unplug the toilet with no success and did not have a toilet plunger ...so my wife ...being the clever girl that she is, told me to use a large size empty plastic water bottle as a substitute plunger.

So I did ...and it worked perfect and unplugged the toilet.

Cheers

Her Indoors is also a tad clever…to un-block a Gary Glitter, she simply ties a plastic shopping bag over a mop, and sets to it…the suction is just excellent, and no expense spent….

Do not pass GO, do not collect THB 200, go to Jail....

Not a crisis, but it'll do until a real crisis gets here…

Are bears Catholics?

If we're not supposed to eat cows, how come they taste like beef?

I suspect the 6-pager was intended as a Weapon of Mass Distraction, but his spindoctors have instead published a Weapon of Self-Destruction. Diplomats around the world know the draft constitution still stinks of "Heads I win, Tails you lose".

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Thailand trying to punch above its weight again! And before they aspire to "negotiate with all sides" internationally, please prove it to the UN by first "negotiating with all sides" internally.

Opinions are illegal in Thailand and asking to have one will find you being dragged away for adjustment.

Opinions are like hairy backsides….we’ve all got them, but it’s not always wise to air them in public.

Johan Cruyff's quote is appropriate....."If I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better".

Buy cheap, buy twice!!

Good news for fat folx, forget those Mayo Clinic diets…go on that 30-day AA diet…Watana's on it, and so far he's lost 15 days! Thankfully, AA will not change this man, you can only address what he is, not what the NCPO wants him to be!

Negatory......

It should indeed be possible to disagree without being disagreeable to one another.

Things continue to go the way of the pear.....

May the Fourth be with you....

Crime doesn’t pay. Although, try telling that to Agatha Christie!

Tekkknology owes ecology an apology.....

The next Anti-Drought review meeting is not until June 2016 in Mauritius.

'The blind leading the blind' comes to mind !

The brand leading the bland?

As per my Wife, my status in Thailand is "Married!".

Sure you didn't get into the back-seat by mistake?

Down in Pattaya, Brits wear skimpy Hawaiian vest t-shirts and Union Jackulate shorts, sit in bars eating ‘Full English’ breakfasts washed-down with pints of fizzy lager, whilst watching a ‘footie' match. And then there's their husbands.

Was the cliterature titled ‘Asian Persuasion'?

The hotel owner, Diego Marijuana, said the letter could have been intended for Anna Rexic or Ann O'Rack, but other hotel residents who claimed the Ice included Psychodelia Smith, D. Toxunit, Ella Mental, Miss B. Haven, Claire Voyant, Urethra Franklin, and Cruella Parker-Bowels.

Thunderbirds are go!