geoffrobbo

May not regain the face, but certainly will regain the farce

Riding in Thailand. Assume every other road user is a homicidal maniac trying his/her best to kill you.

"One Prod in Each Sub-district" I would not like to get a prod in the sub-district - I am sure my eyes would water

I thought that the statute of limitations was the time within which the courts needed to register a charge, not the time within which someone has to avoid prosecution. But TIT. Why don't they just drop the other charge also then the story will go away. Everyone knows he will escape that one also. I am sure we are all getting bored of this story trotting out every few months

"Restaurants and tourist attractions may also sell alcohol during the extended period, at the provincial governor’s discretion, the minister said." I wonder what is required to obtain the governors' discretion, something discreet no doubt.

But, this brilliant PM knows very well that the virus only comes out after midnight, rather like Cinderella in reverse.

I am pleased I was not eating or drinking anything when I read that, I would have choked. Our daily joke from the chief comedian

TAT predicts 8M visitors, Anutin says no entertainment. So why will they come. More likely they will go to Vietnam. TAT needs to talk to Anutin before issuing optimistic predictions. Anutin will soon stop all that

In the fiction category

"Goodbye" from The Sound Of Music

"We shall probably still be reading stories about Red Bull Boss up until September 2027 - when he'll be free to return to Thailand if he so pleases. " of course, who would think any different

I think he has information that the virus is taking the night off

Best joke I have heard al day

I wish they would do that in Australia - deport foreigners who protest against our country

You only get special favours for killing people with a Porsche if you are ....... guess the rest

He is a lieutenant

It is all a big mistake. He just borrowed those cars from a rich friend who recently died