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I am going to reveal a dark secret - in all my 20 years in LOS Ive never been to a massage parlour.  You see it started when I was a kid, I developed a phobia about going to the local barber for a haircut.  I hated the way the creepy old <deleted> had a control over me whilst in his chair and seeing his lizard skin hands offering me friction - YUUUUCK

So the idea of going to a room, getting my kit off and being asked for something special sir?  You cant negotiate in your birthday suit

Other pals went for a hose down but we never really discussed what went on.

So is anyone prepared to disclose the detailailed workings  of what goes on.  BTW this is not a wind up cos Ive heard of a soapy and had that regularly with my gf who scrubbed my entire body and every crevice with the minutest care (electric toothbrush round my freckle) etc

so I am not some disfunctional wierdo - it was fear of being trapped somehow

you could also spice it up with some of your funniest experiences therein  555

btw i am starting a page on Learn Hooker Lao, wow lao gor dai

Yet si

loy loy gatoy - loy loy gatoy

at ja ma at ja ma at at at

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<deleted> thai learn Lao

Thats about as useful as tits on a bull

How many of these lazy women have you encountered, you kno w the type that just lie there and hope you will finish quickly.

Serpentza di a great vid on utube  on Chinese women in this respect.  His general view was that you shouldnt expect any imaginative romps and positions. They tend to be clinical

Ive had quite a few like that usually cute but got smart at screening them out

AKA farm fresh from Buriram ready for moulding

What tips would you give the bald fat and over 40 newbie

OBTW the young western blades dont need to worry if they look like Bradd Pitt - they get to truck free for a while

I remember the nasty little barrow boys posing as fake TEFLERS in BKK boasting about how many of their class students they had banged and how they were all queuing up for their turn

On 5/15/2019 at 1:32 PM, TKDfella said:

I agree. To be fluent in any language it isn't enough just to speak the national tongue but also the idioms, slang and some variations, that is variation on pronunciation not regional dialects. I would also include reading and writing skills too.

no shit sherlock

kuay la kap

10 hours ago, Hanuman2547 said:

Yes and No

 

If you plan to live full time or spend quite a bit of time in Thailand it would probably be a good idea to have a fairly good grasp of the language.  

 

If you are just staying in Thailand as a retiree for 3-4 months over the winter then probably just a few basic words is good enough.

do you know how to say **** off

Their mothers and their grans. Lying cheating and stealing is a built in survival trait

No shit sherlock batman, you guys remind me of two mufti's in tawbs slapping each other around so they dont get their dishdash dirty

flang baa jang loie

6 hours ago, BritManToo said:

I've set my limit at 10k, there's always been plenty keen to move in at that price.

Good plan, mine was 3k which I sent to her family every month. She was happy with that at first cos I took care of everything else - and that mounts up too - i gues today it would add 10k extra ie 300B/day

BUT where it went wrong was when she started mixing with other guys tarts. first thing asked is "how much he give you?".  One of the Aussie flash gits told us he gave his tart B15k  this really put shit in the fan.  I spoilt my relationship , there was always a black mood around the corner.  I sen t her back to her village with money and didnt return her calls.  You have to be cruel to be kind to yourself.  A month later a pal said he saw her in a bar working, a month after that she was seen flouncing around with a young blonde scandi, I heard she went to sweden

I didnt have any more live ins after that - when shit loses its polish

hee baa 555 wow lao goh dai dee gwa. Cheu len mod pen muen gaan mung lia toot  555????

I remember a tale ca 15 yrs ago  recounted on the original pattayaforum long since closed down mysteriously.  It concerned somewhere NE village, a young monk back from bKK visiting his family was told about a flang who was very ill in the next village.  The monk very kindly went to visit to see if he could help as he spoke english.  His very trailer trash gf told him to PO. So he went to the headman who confirmed his suspicions and so he reported it to the local brownies. They unusually went to investigate and found the flang in a dreadful state, delirious lying in his own excrement obviously for several weeks and barely alive. The stink was terrible.  On questioning the illiterate evil family. made the plod even more uneasy, they didnt want scandal in their manor.  They were able to find some identitiy, a brit, and told the brit consul, who sent someone out and the guy was trucked out against a screaming family (clearly losing their money tree ) washed down and taken to hospital.  It transpired that he had severe salmonella poisoning and he must have been repeated infected as in a healthy man this would normally be manageable after 3 4 days with plenty of coke cola and pinches of salt, though you will have gut rot and spew both ends and cant move.  His brother was contacted in Uk who then flew out to help.  He was repatriated a week later very weak but alive.  It turned out he was a retired policeman

Its easy to generate a food poisoning concoction up there.  He'd obviously put his trust in his tilak while she slowly drained his ATM  B1000/day

have you heard any suspicious incidents of illness (likely poisoning) where a flang gets isolated and stranded in bed unable to move and being (so called) looked after by gf whilst his atm is quietly emptied

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this is a fake post

you cannot own land in thailand period

for info on condos utube serpentza

Holy batshit, I remember when junior browns had to pay 20kB to get posted to PTYA

what a crock of schwepps

My local Lts wife ran the filthiest gogo bar in town. I helped train the girls

you must be a TV local trying to learn about zeitgast

 I speak about my experience 10 years ago in Pataya. It ruined my pals business.  I only asked if it changed recently, apparently so , The Ivans cant afford the cheap charlie packages any more  - why do they come here - desperate for some sunshine numpty

20 yrs experience tells me you know jack schwepps

no doubt you would be equally unacceptable in those circles

2 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Because those who are daft enough to avoid learning Thai or not smart enough to pick up even a smattering to get by in a pickle are the ones relying on their latest carnal acquisition to translate for them..... (and then wonder why they get ripped off !)

In my long experience, the brit dustmen level seemed to survived the best. They learnt fa in uk but had street smart instincts and seemed to win well over the pseudo liberal educated smarties who though they could integrate. they lived at the bottom with their ducklings and survived there

8 minutes ago, samsensam said:

 

of course, fluency is about accuracy an clearness. within each english speaking country there are dozens of accents, as i'm sure there are in every country.

 

does thailand have a standard accent as we have RP in british english?

you a platinum member and you ask a question like this???????????????????????????????????

Koff they arrive family of four put up is a derelict condo 3 miles in the sticks no transport, walk into town, they only came with ca £100 spend for  14 days, too mean to take a baht bus. make a pig sty of the local 7-11  you do the math

feral child good one

As it ever was, why are you still there they dont want you. Go to malaysia. You can get a legitimate 10 yr residence visa

She stuck up in the far north of sweden