The new Siriraj bears zero similarity to the iconic and established Siriraj I am used to, with all its faults. I am here now.
First impressions: lux hospital, similar to Bumrungrad. Air-con restaurants, live piano music. Pleeeeze, I just want a functional hospital.
Registration: No Gulf state visitors or farang. Obvious by dress and grooming these are all wealthy Thais, not even middle-class. Bowing and scraping nurses in immaculate uniforms. Form to fill out. Instant card.
Triage: asked symptoms and history. Suggested an intern for immediate consultation or go to chest clinic on third floor to see a specialist. She recomended Chest Clinic but did not say why. They do not know I will be here in Bangkok less than a week. This is the weekend. Specialist's work weekdays.
Consultation: Chest clinic MD (pulmonologist?) not available until till Monday 2/21, four days from now. Soonest they could do when pressed was 16:15 on Tuesday, the day before I fly to Singapore (and no way will I seek non-emergency medical care there). I really should have come yesterday, Friday, and early. But I just bussed in from Pattaya in the afternoon and am not keen on any hospital there except BKK. Pattaya and their prices have gone through the roof IMHO. In 2013 they were premium but still affordable. Not now. Anyway, seeking medical care when travelling and zipping from country to country doesn't get you any follow up. Thirty-six hours before take off - would test results (x-ray, sputum, whatever) even be back back in time? But the clincher was this - staff at their computers at Chest Clinic can't (or won't) tell me the price for a consultation. Bad sign. All they will tell me is "+25%", i.e. non-resident surcharge. Too vague for me. Also, English fluency is horrible here after Mumbai and KL. Worst at the Chest Clinic counter. At least at Registration they have a couple of staff who are semi-fluent.
Conclusion: I will take your advice and go to a mid-tier not for profit hospital. I don't care about the amenities like ice cream shops and gold-plated toilet seats or whatever elite features they offer here. Where do lower-middle class to middle class Thais get medical care if for some reason (e.g. if they are refugees or illegal overstayers) they don't get their doctor's visits paid by the public purse?
Better yet if these symptoms worsen I will go to my local small town hospital in Malaysia when I get there Feb. 23ish. Is it good? No, but it is free and best of all since I will be there ten days it makes sense. I am tempted though to go back downstairs and see a non-specialist regular doctor though. Thing is, all he is likely to do is do a non-instant COVID test and prescribe antibiotics without tests. My guess only.
Siriraj this is not. Same location only.