Juan B Tong

Why go to the dark side?

For a few years I let my hair grow out a bit then colored it blond!

Easier coverage and looked pretty good.

Now back to short hard and no more fussing with combs and gel.

12 minutes ago, edwardandtubs said:

 Would you trust those shops not to give you any counterfeit notes?

I did it for years and years.  But just keep your useless Dong in your pants if you are fearful.

Go to a gold shop in VN.  Change your VND to some $.

DOH !

Points to ponder.

There is a big demand for various brands of common cooking oil and her shoppers need  parking space while the contemplate their purchases.

As a volunteer " Temple Dog" warden I hope you were trucking them to the vet to get then neutered.

As a US Army retired veteran I should think you have years of experience dealing with stupid.

Woman was wearing socks with flip flops.  

Get new friend.  

Helps keep the beaches clean

Your not married ?

Yeah !  

Internet begging it is.

Yeah,  Hanoi  Thai Embassy staff are cool if you got all the thing you need.

Put a bit of tobacco on it.  No kidding!

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1137933

Inane #2

Inane. 2nd this week

Silly boy.  Its the oldest trap.  You should explain your poor circumstances and ask her to send you money.

Get  a year extension and a multiple reentry.  Your circumstances can change.

You have good advice above,  but I want to thank you for your work in Afganistan.  Stay safe!

You can always join the US military.

Yep. To the blind, to old women regularly.  Occasionally older amputees on a judgement basis. If it an obvious faker no. 

20,000  month eh?

Please start taking your meds again.

You could live here on $1000 a month.  But unless you have some real special skill, I wouldn't expect to come here, get a job, and live happy ever after.

If you want to sponsor someone, I suggest starting on a hourly basis.  

So come for a visit and a look see.  If you get here please never feed the soil dogs.

1. Dynamite

2. Electricity

Perhaps some general can provide grenades.

Eva is ok but try to book an airline that is part of the Star Alliance frequent flier group.

Eva's frequent flier program sucks.  

A Star Alliance member can get you a free domestic (US) return flight for your miles to Bkk and return to the USA.  Doing a little research will bring benefits.

http://www.staralliance.com/en/member-airlines

If you can`t get laid in England at 25 years old, I honestly pity you.  

However, you have come to the right place. You can get laid anywhere in Thailand

and can probably ag some tourist chicks too.

BUT

Your thinking too much with your large head.  

Just remember everybody pays for sex, everywhere.

In the West it is with dinner and a movie, in the East its an honest financial transaction or maybe its cash for a sick buffalo or a new roof.  Depends on how green you are.  Its the same all the way up the food chain here. Fat expats (like me) pay the bar fine, Boss Red Bull gives Ferrari rides. And don't forget, the most attractive thing about you is your UK citizenship and the  potential for a "Golden Ticket" out of here.  Try not fall in love and get serious about a particular "slice of pizza" till you have eaten your fill of pizza all over Thailand.     

When it's all just meat, then maybe you can find someone to hook up with long term until she rips you off.  

Ha Ha. Loan is Thaispeak for gift.

The best coverage you will get is 6 feet of dirt if you are buried in your homeland.  Here they will cremate you and stick you in a stupa if they like you.

Embassy gave me a nice polite letter asking immigration to transfer ink stamps to new passport.  It seems this has been done before.