ColeBOzbourne

Scavenger

Buzzard

Wattle

Waddle

Sheesh!

Cod

Safe

Anchor

And all this time I thought my building doesn't have a 13th floor because it's only 10 stories tall. Now I know.

Orgasms

Multicellular

As far as I've seen there are no bars there and many/most restaurants do not serve alcohol.

Multi-Tool

Copenhagen

Paradise

Schistosomiasis

Abnormal

Are you referring only to Sleepy Joe, or suggesting that we approach any elderly person with symptoms and call them out for dementia.

A bit like saying only losers get into car accidents.

Yes.

A simpler, less hilarious, version of the idea: A home/building catches fire and the resident has minutes or seconds to grab what he can and get out. It's nice to have a grab bag which contains important documents, a change of clothes, and other items needed in an emergency. Much better than trying to think quick and run around the house grabbing needed items that may be scattered here, there, and everywhere.

Dandruff

Flake

Cracker

Balanced