ColeBOzbourne

Fear

Prepper

I have a landline which I keep unplugged unless I want to make a call. No answering machine. I've never had an unknown call.

Stash

Redacted

Censured

Centipede!

Millipede

Oh come on, they come up short of 30 feet. That's not very large. Seriously though, I remember this offer from when I was a kid. The Reticulated Python was the number one contender to win the prize: The New York Zoological Society (now the Wildlife Conservation Society) no longer offers a reward for a 30-foot python. While it did for many years, starting with a reward from Theodore Roosevelt in the early 1900s and increasing to a final offer of $50,000, the offer was rescinded in 2025. The offer is no longer valid because no one ever claimed it and the capture of such large snakes is now considered unlikely.

Spreadable

Willys

Chair

Freak

Bustle

Sally was dancing in a go-go bar when Harry entered and, of course, their eyes met across the smoke-filled room. One drink later, Harry pays the bar fine and they flutter towards his love nest in a hotel across the road, when suddenly, THUMP!, a wild tuk-tuk leaves Sally squirming and crying on the pavement, with a few sharp bone fragments poking sloppily through her skin. What should Harry do next?

Disassociation

Booby

Cosby

Genius. You can snack on the sushi and bait your hook with it too.

Carnac (The Magnificent)

Tim

My reply was but a sarcastic parody to the OP and his Original Post.

I can beat that. I see evidence of Farangs that come to Thailand and spend most of their day playing on the computer or cell phone. Forums, trolling, surfing, chatting, arguing, insulting, etc., What's the point of coming here if all you do is spend time on forums? Why not just stay at home? Tosser.

Attraction

Forcefield