Will Iam Not

So The Beatles are back at No. 1 in UK charts only 60 years after their first, From Me to You. Lennon must be the only singer to reach the top, 43 years after his death. And this single is the only one featuring two 'Sirs'. Great that is has Love Me Do on the B side, if they have one these days.

Flashback version. All day long.

I am puzzles as to what the OPs photo depicts. But I guess the anaesthetic had not worn off properly.

And you no understand English MATHS.....short for mathematicS. 5555

And the price difference please.

Isn't 600,000 million 600 Billion in real money? = 600,000,000,000 And so are they saying that there are 60 million people over the age of 16 eligible for this bribe?

I wonder if his first name begins with P or F! 555

What for, the Bangkok Olympics? 555

Yes, the annual test in order to get road tax sticker, as we all SHOULD do.

Is the driver's chin strap fastened?

Like driving on the left for example!

How the f...k do these vehicle get through any sort of road test with all that rubbish screwed to the front? Same as those with BLUE tail-lights and fast acting winkers, or white number plates?

Praise from whom may I ask.

Yes he will, cos he's a ........begins with C, ends in T.

Which is about as interesting as haemorrhoids!

What do firefighters in the rest of the World use?

They obviously sell Heineken 0% ZERO, but it is more expensive than the 5% stuff, and still cannot buy between 2 - 5 pm.

Yep, moving that foot up and down to change gear is certainly a 'more athletic experience'

Carlsberg Elephant beer in Denmark used to be 8% and a beautiful taste. Chang does not quite compare, but is OK. Hope these new ones get to my neck of the woods soon. Tapper is OK at 6.5%.

Yes, I paid tax on my UK Pension, which is paid into a UK Bank, at 0%, because the annual total is below £12570.

My Mrs did the TM30 for me years ago. I have been in & out of the country many times on re-entry permits. Not once have I been to Immigration to tell them I was back, believing, quite rightly, that if you return to your 'home' there is no need. Same as going to a hotel for a few days, no need.

Because now, they can.