Bruce Aussie

On 7/1/2025 at 9:55 PM, msbkk said:

Open Teams app , than in upper left click on profile logo and a window will open with options. In the middle click on Skype dial pad.

That works for me on computer but not on phone app. Skype credit being run out on teams free is full of problems.

On 6/30/2025 at 7:15 AM, novacova said:

A good description of many Westerners 

I don't need to go to gym to look in mirror.  My wife tells me everyday how good I look for my age.

You look younger than Thai men your age 

Love the wife.

Never been to our yet in 10 years.

They can come anytime they like but better not ask for petrol money.

On 6/29/2025 at 6:46 AM, novacova said:

Pull out a lawn chair, grab some popcorn, sit back and watch.

Don't forget the weed and wine. Just as well make an event of the comedy show.

Just now, Bruce Aussie said:

 

He get big charges for waking them up.🤣

5 hours ago, black tabby12345 said:

A car slamed  into PD?

 

Glad no cops were harmed.

 

 

 

Just now, Bruce Aussie said:

 

 

How about 3 speed bumps. 20 metres apart prior to crossings. 1st on a warning. 2nd one higher if you hit at 30kms you know about. Third on if you hit at 30km call a tow truck 

Tyre spikes that come up and stay up till light green.

Hell think I get the wife to start. Tow truck and tyre business.

Amazing Thailand.

6 hours ago, newbee2022 said:

Again....

How sad. 😮‍💨

No end in sight. Unfortunately.

5 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

Yes, spend a little money and build pedestrian overpasses. End of pedestrian accidents if the people use them.

On 6/26/2025 at 4:32 PM, KannikaP said:

WISE? Credit Card? Don't be silly.

You can only spend what you have in the various accounts ie DEBIT Card.

Same as a This credit card for Farang. You have to deposit 30000bht if you want a 30000 baht credit limit.

If you don't pay full balance by due date you charged high interest even though they hold your 3000 held as security.

I still happy for touch and go convenience to have the card in wallet.

So the farang Thai credit card  is really like debit card ,.

Wise relies on amount of deposit you hold in account.  

All good, if you haven't got it you can't spend it. For me just old habit, always previously used credit cards in my business.  I always pay  balances before due dates. Never been charged interest on plate otr over limit payments.

On 6/26/2025 at 2:57 PM, soalbundy said:

I looked into that, they don't do Thailand.

Correct will not issue to someone  in Thailand. 

22 hours ago, Sandboxer said:

Depression once he realized he's Australian.

More like he realized that he was in Pattaya. 

He got depressed when he revised he wasted money to leave beautiful Australia to come to Pattaya .

My Aussie friends ask me where best place to go in Thailand. I say Chiang Mai . 

My wife has many friends who have a good background. Never worked in bars , massage or prostitution.

Nices ladies who still work at Homepro and insurance companies.

Wake up, course this will happen..

Hide all valuables and keep her 200bht in you pocket.

On 6/27/2025 at 7:55 AM, Hamus Yaigh said:

Why not skip this part? There was a thread a few years back on a well known Pattaya forum whereby punters were hitting the hill area where many lived under self built shacks and washed in the sea. Extra curricular at a discount, sounds up your street?

Yep skip that idea. Join the Pattaya bar flies. Plenty well used girls there without medical checks.

Plenty of lovely ladies in Thailand who are not pros, bar girls or scammers.

But everybody to their own ideas.

55 minutes ago, paahlman said:

Because you are not a taxi driver!!

Happens all the time in Australia but not for 40 baht.😃

I was in taxi business for 20 years, good days.🤣

7 hours ago, Mike_Hunt said:

This is life is a Democrat run city.  

She would have been safer in Oklahoma City.

On 6/24/2025 at 10:00 AM, msbkk said:

I have no problems in calling landlines with my Skype balance in Teams.

I didn't either till last Friday. Now rings, answer and drops out. Like there is no credit, subscription still valid 2 months 

Open phone looks good, but can't verify without a USA or Canada number, can't be virtual number.

Comment about Viper is correct and probably good. 

7 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Think about it.. just a little...      

 

You reckon the drive shaft had a housing or Super-strength kitty was spinning at 2800pm ?

She be dizzy. She would have been on a bracket somewhere. 240kms amazing that it could stay under car with all noise and road bumps ect 

Fools and their money are easily parted 

Pay a pimp for a prostitutes, with luck you might evade a dose of the clap or a fall from an upper floor.

Bar flies.😄

On 6/15/2025 at 6:10 AM, jacko45k said:

It is presumably a rented bike,  track him down and do what is felt necessary, be it a fine and/or taking the bike off him. 

Don't forget make example of him wearing no helmet. Second thoughts he could be face of the new wear a helmet program.😄

1 hour ago, newbee2022 said:

Welcome 🤗

I agree, 6'4" and 100kg not fat but probably a bit over weight.  Muscle heavier than fat.

6'4" and 80kg sounds like in need of a wife to feed you.  

I am  6'2" 90kg and charts show that over weight.  I walk 10kms everyday, eat healthy. Want to get to 87kg and that I be happy.

BMI charts are over rated.

Why would that be a problem. They register pickups with wheel sticking out 100mm outside the mudguards.  Blue erratic flashing brake or indicator lights ECT ECT. Sure we could add another 1,000 to the list. Along as the police patrols don't catch you. Police patrols 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love Thailand us old farangs will never get into trouble like back home. 

We can do anything if we wanted. Get high and get drunk and do all the things police stopped us doing when young.

Not really I still get my non drinking wife to drive me home from the parties 

On 6/7/2025 at 3:13 PM, thailand49 said:

In Pattaya area,  years ago I noticed a number of shops one down on Theppasit another on Sukhumvit near Pattaya Klang that modify scooters rear axle to two wheels, fender etc.. when I look now they are gone!   Anyone can help as to locations of shop who does such modification.

 

Second,  are they legal and can one still register the scooter normally year?

 

Thanks.

Just now, Bruce Aussie said:

 

What is fascination with showering with other guys. Homos