binnsy

Have now got some water at last in the new pond but it has a film of green algae on top is there some chemicals or some fish that wil eat it that i can buy?:jap:

Buriram pie man is the way to go if you are in that area.Not sure if he sells in far off places but I have his email

[email protected]

And it is not me i am just a customer.

Mate of mine owns a bar in Pakistan.

Said the flood ruined his business but thankfully he's noticed this week some of his regulars starting to drift back in!

Mental patient is in hospital when a nurse catches him with his willy inbetween 2 biscuits!

"What are you doing?" She asks.

"Im f**king crackers" he replied!

Boy in confession says - bless me father for i have sinned !

I had a wank over my sìster !

Thats a DISGRACE said the Priest , especially when you have 2 gorgeous little brothers!

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the 'Clio' and the 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.

It comes in pink, the average male car thief won't be able to find it let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumour has it though that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real <deleted> to start in the morning .

EDGE DONGLE

AIS HAVE 650 BAHT UNLIMITED PER MONTH

INHO as good as any dish

You can always take the other option and buy a belt but braces are best for keeping your trousers up:whistling:

My crystal ball says we field a weakened side this weekend.....a full strength team beating the Swiss ensuring we reach the league stage....and WE STILL DON'T BUY A STRIKER!!!

How's that for a guess carmine?

Everytime a striker is available SPURS are linked with him/her but they never sign one !!!Maybe they are not as good and paying out the wedge as other prem sides.Still at least Harry has got you an ex GOONER.Happy days and come on Berne

Thanks for the wise words Binnsy. Its probably got something to do with why we are one of the financially solvent clubs left which ain't many.

Hows things with your team. Still playing now and again?

Have you heard of CONOR WICKHAM your mob offered us poor Tractor boys 8 Million and even he never signed and he's only 17.

Be good to see Gallas sulking on the White Hart Lane sand:rolleyes:

Come on the silly season is over All of those Budgies who must have been drinking Chang think they can go up DREAM ON.

The team with the money must stand a good chance QPR

We have no money at Portman Road so maybe next year

First leg Sunday 28th November live 1.15pm on the BBC, so we might get it here. Don't think Keano will be your manager by then

Keep me posted if you are aware of a bar thats showing it i will be there.I live in the jungle but don't mind a trip to Bangkok/Pattaya to empty me sack:whistling:

My crystal ball says we field a weakened side this weekend.....a full strength team beating the Swiss ensuring we reach the league stage....and WE STILL DON'T BUY A STRIKER!!!

How's that for a guess carmine?

Everytime a striker is available SPURS are linked with him/her but they never sign one !!!Maybe they are not as good and paying out the wedge as other prem sides.Still at least Harry has got you an ex GOONER.Happy days and come on Berne

Come on the silly season is over All of those Budgies who must have been drinking Chang think they can go up DREAM ON.

The team with the money must stand a good chance QPR

We have no money at Portman Road so maybe next year

:whistling:13;:52pm and its raining in Huairat

The stewedess will come around with landing cards take one fill it in and job done.

Seems to me that Joe Cole in and Yossi Benayoun out to Chelsea

I would have Joe Cole everyday

Looks like a great swap

BTW if you do want to sign up. Please make yourself aware of the rules. Also you need to be committed for the WHOLE season.

1) Jockstar

2) ThaiPauly

3) LeungKen

4) cardholder

5) smokie36

6) Binnsy

What a shambles in Delhi I have never had such a bad layover 2hours going and this was taken up by getting you ticket for the Delhi-LHR no time for any duty free shopping or a beer/food.On the return issued 2 tickets at LHR but they take you Delhi-BKK ticket off you at Delhi and it takes 3 hours for them to issue the new ticket then its exactly the same seat as they issuedyou at LHR.Again now chance of any duty free,food/beer.

The flight was good but the transit is <deleted> crap!!!!!!!!!

Never again

The best direct flight from heathrow by far

Ask for a window seat at the rear row 67 to 71 as these are only 2 seats so you wont get bothed by other passengers wanting to use the bog

I can't read your post but you report 90 days from entry into the country using a re-entry permit on a one year extension of stay, with entry being day one.

So my 90 days which was due on the 10th but I never returned until the 22nd The new 90 days starts from the 22nd.Correct?

I have recently been out off the country and my 90 day report was due whilst I was out of the country.

Upon my return I filled in the landing card with my Re Entry Visa Number on and I asked the girl

at the Airport Immigration how long I had before I had to due my 90 day report and she said that I

had days from the day i returned is this correct or due I need to go and due mt 90 Days at my local

Immigration Office.

Green

Johnson

Terry

Dawson

Cole A

Lampard

Gerrard

Cole J

Lennon

Rooney

Crouch

The rule requires 2 players between ball and goal.

This is a common mistake.

Offside from a corner the ball is played back I was under the impression that you could not be offside on 3 occassions

1/CORNER KICK

2/THROW IN

3/GOAL KICK

Is this a Japan v England thread or a Sperm thread?Ledley King a good player but back to back games he is fcuked,Defoe is a sulker leave them here in Austria

Your memories going binnsy, he played three games in eleven days for us at the end of the season, was our best player and at the end of the day is the only centre back of international quality to stand in for Rio and the other <deleted>.

3 games in 11 days then he even admitted that he was not fit against the Mexicans How many games for sperm last season did he miss?

Is this a Japan v England thread or a Sperm thread?Ledley King a good player but back to back games he is fcuked,Defoe is a sulker leave them here in Austria