CM Dad

On 7/3/2025 at 1:29 PM, MalcolmB said:

A common theme on this forum is farangs who can’t make any male Thai friends. 

Considering how friendly Thais are you need to blame yourself, not the Thais.

So this self help video is for you. 

 

Don’t say “I don’t like Thai men anyway”. That’s just a natural reaction to being socially isolated.

 

Good luck.

 

 

My best and most supportive friends here are Thai.  That includes my best female friends as well as my best male friends.  I do have many non-Thai acquaintances of both genders but the men and women I can count on are all Thai. 

I have quite severe peripheral neuropathy and cannot walk on hard surfaces without wearing shoes.  As a result, I do not visit places  that require me to remove my shoes.  It has nothing to do with religion - I am Buddhist - it is a medical issue although not a visible one. 

On 5/4/2025 at 5:07 AM, Celsius said:

Woke google ai replied with this gem

 

QUESTION

 

"Tell me about Thai women. Are they good marriage material?"

 

It's natural to wonder about the qualities of a potential life partner. When considering Thai women for marriage, it's helpful to look at some common perspectives and cultural factors.
Some people are drawn to Thai women due to aspects of Thai culture that emphasize caring for a husband and family. Traditionally, Thai women might be raised with values that include preparing food, looking after their husband's well-being, and creating a peaceful home environment. Friendliness and a generally positive disposition are also often noted characteristics of Thai people, including women. Additionally, some find the soft and feminine traits often associated with Thai women appealing.
However, it's also important to have a balanced perspective. Media portrayals can sometimes create stereotypes that don't reflect the diverse realities of individuals. Some studies point out that transnational marriages involving Thai women are complex and motivations can go beyond just financial security. For some women, these relationships are seen as a path to personal fulfillment and the ability to support their families.
Like anyone, Thai women have diverse backgrounds, education levels, and personal goals. Getting to know someone as an individual, understanding their values and aspirations, is key to determining compatibility in a relationship, regardless of their nationality.

 

Discuss and downvote 
 

Thai women ask the same question about foreign men.

On 5/4/2025 at 11:48 AM, Cameroni said:

It's not just the main building is not great, but airport immigration in CM has become a lot more like Nazi Germany than anyone thought possible.

 

It's nice they opened that Central Festival branch now though, probably the best location.

I agree. I use the Central Festival branch and am in and out very quickly.  The problem at the old location has always been parking.

5 hours ago, Patong2021 said:

 

He does not run  any Thais down. All the creative content employees and crew are Thai.  He is a Mormon, so I am surprised  he had any relationship without marriage.

He was a Mormon.

On 4/22/2025 at 12:41 PM, StandardIssue said:

 

Yea, this was a bit difficult for me but I got used to it after awhile. 

Two Cats= Meaow Song Tua (classifier rough translation Tua = body)

Two bags: Grabpow song bai ( bai here = piece )

 

Of course English doesn't have classifiers like this so it was a bit confusing at first but daily speaking to Thais helps. Shopping at 7-11 whatever.

On 4/22/2025 at 12:41 PM, StandardIssue said:

 

Yea, this was a bit difficult for me but I got used to it after awhile. 

Two Cats= Meaow Song Tua (classifier rough translation Tua = body)

Two bags: Grabpow song bai ( bai here = piece )

 

Of course English doesn't have classifiers like this so it was a bit confusing at first but daily speaking to Thais helps. Shopping at 7-11 whatever.

English does not have classifiers like Thai, but there are partitives in English for many words.  An example is two heads of lettuce - not two lettuces.

On 4/5/2025 at 4:05 PM, Cameroni said:

I never tip anymore.

 

Ever since I found out Vietnamese make fun of people who tip.

Do you live in Vietnam?

Now that you have been released the first thing you should do, after having some sleep, is get a license.  The second is to confine your drinking to your home.

"Money must serve, not rule!"

Pope Francis

Thirty-six years - all in Thailand.

16 hours ago, StandardIssue said:

 

The extremely powerful Cannabis freely available should not be discounted as a possible source. Some Pattaya punter shot himself in the head playing solo "Russian Roulet" while high and drunk.

The article clearly stated "...reeking of alcohol...".

11 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

 

What is happening to this world of Social Media, not to mention the perversion of the English language, that.....

 

These days:

 

There is an increasing number of illiterate speakers of English who pronounce the T in the simple word OFTEN....???

 

What is going on here?

 

If you have been alive for the past few decades, then you might know.

 

For example, even today, Google Translate does NOT pronounce the T.

 

But, then why is this happening, today with humans?

 

....meaning.....

 

Are there just too many non-native English speakers who are diluting, warping, and perverting the English language, mostly via....

Social Media?

 

Every time I hear some weirdo from the "Global South" trying to utter simple words, like OFTEN, and mispronouncing it....I ....

Just want to die.

 

I mean: The guys from the Global South say.....

 

ofTen

ofTen

ofTen.....!!!!!!!!!

 

How many more times do we need to listen to these people before we retreat to a cave, somewhere.....???

 

Because, for sure....

 

The number of these culturally illiterate guys invading our language, warping it, and perverting it.....

Is rapidly increasing.

 

We are losing our entire culture, just through having our English language watered down...all over the world....and

Especially in Singapore, where they speak, mostly, Singlish.

 

What can be done?

 

We need a plan.

 

Best regards,

Gamma

 

 

It's kind of like some people pronouncing the ending letter "T" in filet.  What can be done?  perhaps a game of Russian roulette will help.

Thailand is filled with LOGs - Lonely Old Guys.

1 hour ago, NoDisplayName said:

 

Super easy!  Barely an inconvenience!

 

Indians still practice good old-fashioned American values.....nukular fambly, male breadwinner, mom stays at home with the kidlets.

 

Daddy's salary generally IS the household income.

 

You're welcome!

Buy a dictionary and learn how to spell.

On 3/3/2025 at 10:52 AM, proton said:

 

Not likely, they are stuck in their little condos typing out Trump hate most hours of the day.

Really?  I don't live in a condo, but I do dislike Trump.  As a US veteran, he and his bullying and constant lies and grifting disgust me.

I got the same message.  I have not had any money in that bank for more than three years.  I used to have an account with them but let the balance go to only a few hundred baht years ago.  I no longer have an account book or an ATM card with them and I do not plan to visit them regardless of whether they tell me it is "URGENT" or not.

3 hours ago, TheAppletons said:

The resident economics writer at the Bangkok Post, Chartchai Parasuk, is predicting a Thai financial system collapse in 2025.  

 

Thailand's Financial System on the Brink is the title of the essay.  Dated 20 Feb 2025.  

 

If that were to happen, the Thai baht would likely be decimated.

Good, then I can buy a boat and go sailing in the Gulf of Mexico.

13 hours ago, SoCal1990 said:

Boys, right, let me tell you, life at the top with my kind of wealth isn’t always such smooth sailing like you good lads think. Even when you’re as newly Bitcoin minted as I am, there are days when the universe just decides to have a right laugh at your expense. Yesterday was one of those days mates.

 

I was out for a casual afternoon stroll down Soi 6, as one does when one has more cash in wallet than sense innit. Feeling a bit frothy, I decided to treat myself to a short time with a particularly glamorous, tall, slim, long black hair, legs-for-days bit of kit. Top-tier stuff mates. So we get into the wee room, and just as we’re really getting down to proper business, disaster strikes. Mid-crank, I feel a pop in my lower back, followed by an explosion of pain. I collapse, fully naked, like an old water buffalo on its last legs. The cock-in-the-frock, now absolutely horrified, starts panicking, thinks maybe I need an ambulance. "Khun Bob, Khun Bob, you wunn go hoppi-tun?" she yelps. Me? A hospital? No chance. Not in this city. I pull myself together, grit my teeth, let out a solid fart, and waddle out the back of the bar like a swordsman returning from battle.

 

But, I’m in absolute agony. Can’t stand up straight. Can’t sit down. Take a dump? Forget about it. Can’t move without wincing like I’ve just been kicked in the family jewels. But being the problem solver that I am, I decide to seek professional help. Enter: The Chiropractor.

 

I limp my way into a baht bus and over to some clinic just off Pattaya Glahng Road that promises to “restore mobility and vitality”, perfect for a man with my troubles. The receptionist takes one look at me, all hunched over like Gollum after a big night out, and immediately she hands me some paperwork. I scratch my name out (Bob Smith, Financial Extraordinaire, Ladyboy Aficionado), and within minutes, I’m ushered into a room by a fella who looks like he hasn't graduated middle-school yet and who got his medical degree off Lazada.

 

I try explaining my very delicate situation, but he barely listens. Before I know it, he’s got me face-down, on the table, muttering some nonsense about “unlocking nerve pathways.” Then—BANG. He twists my spine like he’s wringing out a wet towel. I yelp. Something shifts. Not in a good way either. He tells me relax Khun Bob. Relax mate? Right, I just spent 11,000 baht to get paralyzed by a bloke who learned his trade from YouTube tutorials.

 

So I try to stand up, nope, worse than before. Now I’m hobbling like a 90-year-old noodle vendor who has just fallen down into the klong. The chiropractor pats me on the back (cheers, mate), tells me I'll feel much better in the morning after rubbing one out, a good night's sleep and suggests I book another session with him next week.

 

So there I am, completely battered, walking back out into the sub-sois of BuaKhao, my wallet is lighter by 11,000 baht and with a back that clicks every time I inhale. 

 

Well, a lesser man would admit defeat, but not me. No, I do what any self-respecting, cash millionaire would do after an experience like that. I limp my way to the nearest beer bar, order a large whiskey soda, and pray that I wake up tomorrow with my spine still intact.

 

Moral of the story, lads? If you’re gonna play, don't pull any fancy contortionist stunts. And if you’re gonna throw your back out, at least make sure it’s with a strong enough prozzie who’ll carry you out the room when all goes tits up.

 

Best regards,

The Original Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?  Answer:  Bob.

16 minutes ago, scorecard said:

 

Please share the process to get acceptable photos.

 

Any member resident in Chiang Mai aware of local photo shop / outlet where folks can get acceptable photos? Thanks.

The photo shop at Mee Chok Plaza.

6 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Sounding to be much more anti Israeli than antisemitic.

I serioudly doubt Jerry Seinfeld would have any problem being served in Pai, unless there is some kind of soup Nazi`shop there.

 Seinfeld is not Israeli.